Posted on 02/11/2009 4:37:09 PM PST by andrew roman
Nearly one-third of the Fort Myers, Florida police department was assigned to "body removal patrol" - that is, clearing away those who had fainted. Fully one-half of all EMT personnel in Lee, Collier and Charlotte counties were called in to resuscitate those for whom it was too much. From Southwest Regional Airport, all the way to the Harborside Events Center where HE spoke last evening, all along the route - and for three miles in each direction off his motorcade path - businesses were ordered closed, residents were ordered to leave, pets rounded up and kept out of sight, and nearly thirty-two million people lined the streets to get a glimpse of HIM.
On Daniels Road, thousands were seen licking the black top where HIS limo had driven once the motorcade passed. Others were stretched across the median crying loudly, flailing their arms, while others wept silently. All along HIS travel route, worshippers struggled to break security lines to be able to inhale some of the exhaust fumes of HIS car. One even wrapped herself in a giant burrito and covered herself in sour cream and picante sauce and dangled herself from a "Yield" sign on US 41 when she heard that HE liked tex mex. The blind and physically handicapped were brought to the parking lot of the Harborside Events Center to touch full-color Xerox copies of HIS image. The deaf were allowed to watch a young man wearing a rubber Obama mask communicate articulately in sign language the way HE might do if he couldn't hear.
Before HIS arrival, devotees were ushered in by the droves, from all walks of life, from the very sick to the young and healthy, wearing "Obama Is King" t-shirts ...
(Excerpt) Read more at romanaround.net ...
Feinting has been found out, the new gig is to act like Opera’s Show. I bet she gave the one some good tips on how to do it.
I never understood people who watched her show, don’t they know?
It was actually quite startling as I never actually watched any of the Obama events were mass hysteric breaks out, so I got to see it for the first time.
Quite weird and bizarre.
BTW, I know FT Meyers pretty good and anybody licking Daniels Rd would be run over a heartbeat so I had a very funny visual
i believe every word of this
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