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My Fevered Brain ^ | 03/14/2009 | self

Posted on 03/14/2009 10:41:30 AM PDT by DoorGunner

Lady Madonna

Author: Paul McCartney; Lead vocal: Paul McCartney

Lady Madonna, children at your feet.
Wonder how you manage to make ends meet.
Who finds the money? When you pay the rent?
Did you think that money was heaven sent?

Friday night arrives without a suitcase.
Sunday morning creep in like a nun.
Monday's child has learned to tie his bootlace.
See how they run.

Lady Madonna, baby at your breast.
Wonder how you manage to feed the rest.

See how they run.
Lady Madonna, lying on the bed,
Listen to the music playing in your head.

Tuesday afternoon is never ending.
Wednesday morning papers didn't come.
Thursday night you stockings needed mending.
See how they run.

Lady Madonna, children at your feet.
Wonder how you manage to make ends meet.

http://www.dmbeatles.com/song.php?song=155






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Bar-ry Obama, we're like children at your feet,

BUT we don't think you're ever gonna make ends meet!

who will pay the money, for your porkulus?

don't bother lying Barry, cause we know its US!



Barry Obama, Karl Marx is dead

stop lis-t'ning to those voices in your head.



Jeremiah's nutty as fruitcake,

Che Guevera died clutching his gun.

William Ayer's ideas aren't even half baked,

he and Bernadine were decades on the run.

See how they run!



Bar-ry Obama, Saul Alinski's dead.

Stop lis-t'ning to those voices in your head.



Lewey's on the "mother ship," up in outer space...

cause he hears "those" voices, right behind his face.

Who'll follow granma, underneath the bus?

Don't bother lying, Barry, cause we know it's us



Bar-ry Obama, your mentor "Frank" is dead.

Stop lis-t'ning to those voices in your head!







TOPICS: Humor; Music/Entertainment; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: beatles; lady; madonna; parody
Where are the Sons of Sceva, when we need them?
1 posted on 03/14/2009 10:41:30 AM PDT by DoorGunner
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To: DoorGunner

In Barry Soetoro’s cabinet?


2 posted on 03/14/2009 10:43:40 AM PDT by MHGinTN (Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
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To: DoorGunner
Lady Madonna - The Beatles
3 posted on 03/14/2009 10:49:51 AM PDT by OCC
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To: DoorGunner

I like it!


4 posted on 03/14/2009 10:56:17 AM PDT by beaversmom
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To: DoorGunner

I’d love to hear some audio to this.


5 posted on 03/14/2009 10:58:20 AM PDT by beaversmom
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To: MHGinTN

>> “In Barry Soetoro’s cabinet?”

I imagine that, if an exorcist were ever allowed anywhere NEAR Barry’s cabinet, he would find plenty to keep him busy.

DG


6 posted on 03/14/2009 11:22:37 AM PDT by DoorGunner ( "...and so, all Israel will be saved.")
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To: OCC

Thanks, good find.


7 posted on 03/14/2009 11:30:47 AM PDT by DoorGunner ( "...and so, all Israel will be saved.")
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To: DoorGunner

Geez, the original lyrics are applicable to Octomom. Just noticed that.


8 posted on 03/14/2009 2:21:12 PM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (There are no points for second place.)
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To: Fast Moving Angel

I hadn’t thought of that, but you’re right.

Apropos of octomom, IVF, “install many embryos — let one live,” cloning, embryonic stem cell research, etc.:

“My momma told me ‘It’s not nice to fool mother nature’” — Forest Dump

(Or, was that a margarine commercial?)


9 posted on 03/14/2009 7:02:35 PM PDT by DoorGunner ( "...and so, all Israel will be saved.")
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To: DoorGunner

Yo’mamma was right ;-)

In octomom’s case, I heard that 2 of her original 6 kids are autistic and 4 of the new ones have brain damage. Fooling mother nature definitely has its problems and consequences. (And while it may originally have been a margarine commercial, it was right on.)


10 posted on 03/15/2009 8:05:03 AM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (There are no points for second place.)
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