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Obama To Change Oil And Tires To Prove He Has Knowledge Of Car Industry
Elective Decisions ^ | 3/31/09 | Chris Davis

Posted on 03/31/2009 10:18:23 AM PDT by writer33

Washington, D.C.—Frustrated by Rush Limbaugh’s claims that “he probably couldn’t even change a tire,” Barack Obama has cleared two hours of air time to show America that he doesn’t need Rick Wagoner to run the car industry. The promoted event is to take place on Saturday, April 4, 2009, between the hours of 8:00 p.m. and 10:00 p.m. EST.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: barackobama; chrisdavis; rickwagoner; rushlimbaugh
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1 posted on 03/31/2009 10:18:24 AM PDT by writer33
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Satire ping!


2 posted on 03/31/2009 10:18:48 AM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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Of course he can change a tire. It's easy. You roll down the window and shout, "Hey Marine! Change the tire!"

Spark plugs are harder but it's the same thing.

3 posted on 03/31/2009 10:20:28 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: writer33

Its great to see that Rush is getting to him! Keep up the good work!


4 posted on 03/31/2009 10:22:31 AM PDT by The Future 2012 (Would the good people like a reply?)
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To: writer33

Wait 'til we get THIS bill...

5 posted on 03/31/2009 10:24:37 AM PDT by libertarian27 (Never has so many been owed so much by so few)
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To: writer33

The oil and tire may need change, and Obama may change it, but he will change the oil to water and the tire to a brick, call it stimulus and expect it to go another 200,000 miles.


6 posted on 03/31/2009 10:26:11 AM PDT by Boiling point (If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.)
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To: writer33

Excellent!


7 posted on 03/31/2009 10:26:27 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (May God save America from its government; this is no time for Obamateurs. Emmanuel = Haldeman?)
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I'm just waiting for this announcement:

President Obama announced today that his press conference scheduled for tomorrow will be pre-empted by another press conference for President Obama.

Following the press conference, President Obama will then address Congress, live on TV.

And, next year's Super Bowl is being postponed so President Obama can address the American people yet again, live on TV.

8 posted on 03/31/2009 10:28:46 AM PDT by NorCoGOP (Recession: friend loses his job. Depression: You lose your job. Recovery: Obama loses his job.)
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To: writer33

Ooh. Changing a tire in the dark! What a feat!

I read the title of this and thought it was serious. It sounds like something BO would do. It’s that narcissism.


9 posted on 03/31/2009 10:28:47 AM PDT by uncitizen
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To: writer33

The irony being he was riding around on a bike with flat tires while lecturing to us that if we just checked the air pressure in our tires we'd save enough oil to make up for off-shore drilling.

10 posted on 03/31/2009 10:30:10 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The death cult wants death, the Israelis want peace. I, for one, see only one solution.)
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Pretty soon, Il Duce will be changing all our oil and tires! With the government takeover of car factory warranties...


11 posted on 03/31/2009 10:30:44 AM PDT by SandWMan (While you may not be able to legislate morality, you can legislate morally.)
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To: writer33

Yes, Rush is getting to him! Ha ha. Glad to see that he can clear two hours out of his day in these tough times to “prove” that he’s a man.


12 posted on 03/31/2009 10:33:35 AM PDT by chippewaman
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To: writer33

BTTT


13 posted on 03/31/2009 10:35:15 AM PDT by E.G.C.
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To: Billthedrill

Spark Plugs and wires are the next show. Make sure you gap those plugs right. :-)

Thanks for reading, Billthedrill. I appreciate it. Glad you enjoyed it.


14 posted on 03/31/2009 10:42:22 AM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: The Future 2012

Thanks for reading, The Future 2012. I appreciate it. Glad you enjoyed it.


15 posted on 03/31/2009 10:42:56 AM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: libertarian27

Great graphic. Thanks for posting it and reading, libertarian27. I appreciate it.


16 posted on 03/31/2009 10:43:43 AM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: NonValueAdded

Thanks for reading, NonValueAdded. I appreciate it. Glad you enjoyed it.


17 posted on 03/31/2009 10:44:45 AM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: NorCoGOP

Thanks for reading, NorCoGOP. I appreciate it. Glad you enjoyed it.


18 posted on 03/31/2009 10:45:56 AM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: uncitizen

It does sound like something he would do. Thanks for reading, uncitizen. I appreciate it.


19 posted on 03/31/2009 10:46:39 AM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

Are you sure he’s not doing this tomorrow? The date would be SO much more fitting! ;-P


20 posted on 03/31/2009 10:46:40 AM PDT by MortMan (Power without responsibility-the prerogative of the harlot throughout the ages. - Rudyard Kipling)
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