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Drinking and Driving on a Bar Stool: BAD!
Feed Your ADHD ^ | 4/1/2009 | Dr. Dave

Posted on 04/01/2009 7:29:09 AM PDT by bloodmeridian

This one's too stupid for me to make up. From the San Francisco Chronicle:

"Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool. Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower."

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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: barstool; dwi; holdmahbeer; stupidity

1 posted on 04/01/2009 7:29:09 AM PDT by bloodmeridian
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To: bloodmeridian

11th time this has been posted


2 posted on 04/01/2009 7:30:06 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: al baby

I only saw it once before - but you are prolly a better counter than I


3 posted on 04/01/2009 7:32:55 AM PDT by don-o (My son, Ben - Marine Private First Class - 1/16/09 - Parris Island, SC)
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To: al baby
11th time this has been posted

Yes, but this is from a different source. :)

4 posted on 04/01/2009 7:34:24 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (Want to make a conservative angry? Lie to him. Want to make a liberal angry? Tell him the truth)
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To: don-o

It might not be 11 but it was the running joke in the last day or so about how many times it was coming up I was just being my usual a trouble maker


5 posted on 04/01/2009 7:36:09 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: Travis T. OJustice

Same story different source WHY ME


6 posted on 04/01/2009 7:37:05 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: al baby

Love the tagline, btw.


7 posted on 04/01/2009 7:39:33 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (Want to make a conservative angry? Lie to him. Want to make a liberal angry? Tell him the truth)
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To: bloodmeridian
I 'spose I'll keep this parked after 5pm from now on:


8 posted on 04/01/2009 7:40:20 AM PDT by IrishPennant (Obama: Succeeding Where Bin Laden Failed)
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To: Travis T. OJustice

Lost her to Alzheimer a couple of years back did it the day she passed can’t take it down


9 posted on 04/01/2009 7:42:06 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: al baby

I’m sorry for your loss, FRiend. I had no idea.


10 posted on 04/01/2009 7:48:36 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (Want to make a conservative angry? Lie to him. Want to make a liberal angry? Tell him the truth)
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To: bloodmeridian

Who was driving the bar?


11 posted on 04/01/2009 7:51:48 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: bloodmeridian

He was also on his way to have unprotected sex with a woman he had just met at the bar...good thing no one blew second hand smoke in his face or he’d be in a real life threatening situation ; )


12 posted on 04/01/2009 8:09:35 AM PDT by ravingnutter
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To: bloodmeridian; bigheadfred
LOL. Surprised I wasn't pinged on this one, bhfred.


13 posted on 04/01/2009 8:22:52 AM PDT by Girlene
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To: Girlene

Did you just take that picture in your driveway?


14 posted on 04/01/2009 5:28:46 PM PDT by bigheadfred (Negromancer !!! RUN for your lives !!!)
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To: bigheadfred

No. That LM can’t haul even one case.


15 posted on 04/01/2009 5:41:21 PM PDT by Girlene
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To: Girlene
COME ON!!!

ACCESSORIZE!

16 posted on 04/01/2009 5:55:39 PM PDT by bigheadfred (I'm sure you already have)
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