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BREAKING NEWS: Obama Appoints Ron Kuby to Supreme Court (SATIRE)
http://thedesperateblogger.wordpress.com/ ^ | 05/13/2009

Posted on 05/13/2009 8:07:07 AM PDT by The Desperate Blogger

Ponytail Decisive Factor

In a move that surprised everyone except those in his innermost-circle, President Obama today announced his appointment of liberal New York attorney, Air America host, and card-carrying ACLU member Ron Kuby to fill the U.S. Supreme Court seat being vacated by the suddenly conservative-looking David Souter.

Kuby, a protégé of the late William Kunstler, is best known not only for his radio show which boasts the client-inspiring title “Doing Time”, but for his client list, which according to the Air America website includes, among others: World Trade Center Bombers; Long Island Railroad gunman Colin Ferguson; the Hells Angels Motorcycle Club; … airplane hijackers; The All-Mighty Latin King and Queen Nation; plaintiffs in two United States Supreme Court cases establishing First Amendment protection for flag-burning; and Satan, best known for his ‘bad guy’ role in the book “The New Testament”.

“While Ron is not the ‘bomb thrower’ some were afraid I might choose, he nonetheless appreciates the principles of our Constitution enough to uphold the standard that even bomb throwers are entitled to a defense under our system of justice,” the President said in announcing his decision...

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: barackobama; ronkuby; supremecourt
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1 posted on 05/13/2009 8:07:07 AM PDT by The Desperate Blogger
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To: The Desperate Blogger

Thanks made my day


2 posted on 05/13/2009 8:07:53 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: The Desperate Blogger

I’m puzzled. How can Obama just appoint someone without going through congress? It seems he is doing alot of stuff without going through congress?


3 posted on 05/13/2009 8:08:37 AM PDT by Freedom Dignity n Honor (There are permanent moral truths.)
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To: The Desperate Blogger

I’m puzzled. How can Obama just appoint someone without going through congress? It seems he is doing alot of stuff without going through congress?


4 posted on 05/13/2009 8:08:41 AM PDT by Freedom Dignity n Honor (There are permanent moral truths.)
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To: The Desperate Blogger

Nice, you actually had me believing it.


5 posted on 05/13/2009 8:08:48 AM PDT by scottinoc
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Shocking, I thought he would pick someone more liberal.


6 posted on 05/13/2009 8:09:13 AM PDT by Patrick1 (I'm not calling in sick; I'm calling in gone!)
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To: scottinoc

You mean it was just a joke?


7 posted on 05/13/2009 8:09:23 AM PDT by Freedom Dignity n Honor (There are permanent moral truths.)
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To: The Desperate Blogger

If only Obama would nominate someone this moderate.


8 posted on 05/13/2009 8:10:06 AM PDT by Always Right (Obama: more arrogant than Bill Clinton, more naive than Jimmy Carter, and more liberal than LBJ.)
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To: The Desperate Blogger

Wondering how many replies there will be until somebody “gets” it.


9 posted on 05/13/2009 8:10:17 AM PDT by Doohickey (The more cynical you become, the better off you'll be.)
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We should be so lucky.

His mommy may be a commie, but at least he isn’t a liberal fascist.

My guess is the freak Obama is thinking about will be far more malignant than Ron Kuby could ever be.


10 posted on 05/13/2009 8:10:18 AM PDT by ZULU (God guts and guns made America great. Non nobis, non nobis Domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam.)
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To: The Desperate Blogger
Ron “The Commie” Kuby. Doesn't sound too far fetched.
11 posted on 05/13/2009 8:11:07 AM PDT by McGruff (Transparency and the rule of law will be the touchstones of this presidency - Barack Obama)
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To: The Desperate Blogger

No satire alert?


12 posted on 05/13/2009 8:11:12 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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Almost had me cursing a blue-streak. LOL


13 posted on 05/13/2009 8:11:13 AM PDT by madison10
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HOLY CRAP! This is SERIOUS! Kuby is an Anarchist/Communist! Didnt we even have a chance to discuss it in the Senate or the Congress, or is it a done deal already???!?


14 posted on 05/13/2009 8:11:28 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union, then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: The Desperate Blogger

Ha....You funny!


15 posted on 05/13/2009 8:11:34 AM PDT by BulletBobCo
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As far as commies go, we could do worse than Kuby.

He wouldn't be in favor of leftwing fascism of the door kicking down kind. He just wants to give other people's money to the poor, after Ron gets his standard commie lawyer 20% off the top.

I'd be more afraid of Obama putting a screaming lunatic like Cornel West on the SC. I don't know why Jim Henson ever built that kooky racist muppet.

16 posted on 05/13/2009 8:14:26 AM PDT by dead
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To: The Desperate Blogger

So where’s the “FUBO appoints William Ayers to the Supreme Court” thread


17 posted on 05/13/2009 8:14:40 AM PDT by clamper1797 (FUBO ... protege of the unholy union of Karl Marx and affirmative action)
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To: al baby

Thanks... I really, truly, am a liberal, but sometimes I just can’t help myself...


18 posted on 05/13/2009 8:15:25 AM PDT by The Desperate Blogger
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To: The Desperate Blogger

you sarcasm has frozen many in their tracks here. LOL.

though I bet the messiah would pick a Raul Castro if he could get away with it....


19 posted on 05/13/2009 8:16:01 AM PDT by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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To: The Desperate Blogger

No you are a troll


20 posted on 05/13/2009 8:16:10 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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