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Don' Want No Useless Eaters 'round Here
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Posted on 07/22/2009 9:37:33 PM PDT by DoorGunner

Useless Eaters

[being a parody on the song "Short People" by Randy Newman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA

[To be sung by President Barack Hussein Obama, backed by a chorus of Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Ted Kennedy,etc.]

Short people

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I dont want no short people
Dont want no short people
Dont want no short people
`round here

Short people are just the same
As you and i
(a fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(its a wonderful world)

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
Theyre gonna get you every time
Well, I dont want no short people
Dont want no short people
Dont want no short people
round here

Useless Eaters

Useless Eaters got no reason
Useless Eaters got no reason
Useless Eaters got no reason
To live

They got gnarly hands
Weak eyes
They've heard too many people
Tellin great big lies
They got all kinds of noses
Some got no teeth
Some wear slippers
For their nasty old feet

Well I don't want to Useless Eaters
Don't want no Useless Eaters
Don't want no Useless Eaters
'round here

Useless Eaters are just the same
(shur-a, shur-a shur-a)
All of us are brothers
(Except the NOMENKLATURA)
Is this a great country, or what?
What.

Useless Eaters got no body
Useless Eaters got no body
Useless Eaters got no body
to care

They are
lebensunwertes
And it really hurts
Some can't talk
And some can't walk
Some got wheelie chairs
That go squeak. squeak,squeak
They got no muscles
They's weak, weak, weak
Some can't control their fingers
Some can't control their minds

Well I don't want no Useless Eaters
Don't want no Useless Eaters
Don't want no Useless Eaters
'round here


If this parody shocks and angers you, it was intended to. FWIW, the writer (of the parody)is a charter member of the Useless Eaters Association of America, and has paid his dues.


TOPICS: Food; Government; Health/Medicine; Humor
KEYWORDS: bamakare; endoflifeorder; parody

1 posted on 07/22/2009 9:37:34 PM PDT by DoorGunner
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