Posted on 03/12/2010 10:48:16 AM PST by American Dream 246
You’d think the current president lives in Boystown. Or, at least wants to. For all SORTS of reasons.
It’s party all the time in this White House. While tens of millions are without jobs, don’t have enough money to keep dinner on the table every night, and are going without the basics, it’s a twirling, whirling, “Night at Versailles”, every night, in the People’s House these days.
Last night, the theme was “Hollywood Glamour”, with Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks brought in to entertain Dr. Utopia and his “fashion icon” wife.
“Entertain me! I need to be entertained! This lack of entertainment vexes me! I am terribly, terribly vexed!”, the president shouted from the middle of rows of plush red velvet seats in the White House screening room.
Spielberg, dressed up as E.T., was forced to recreate various scenes from his many films, his voice grown hoarse from repeatedly roaring like a T. Rex from Jurassic Park.
“Sounds just like Oprah when she’s hungry!,” the First Lady hooted, throwing popcorn into the air and all over the carpet, because she thinks that looks pretty and also loves the fact other people have to clean her mess up. “I’m proud of that dinosaur for the first time in my adult life!”.
Hanks was told to re-enact movies he wasn’t actually even in, like the underwear scene from Risky Business, the “Let’s Hear It For the Boy” dance montage from Footloose, and the end of Ferris Buehler where Matthew Broderick ran through the backyards of a suburban Chicago neighborhood, jumping over fences, trying to beat his parents back home.
“That s*** is funny. I am entertained!,” the president guffawed, despite aides repeatedly trying to tell him Hanks wasn’t even in any of those movies. “Who cares. Don’t get all wee-weed up. All those old white guys look the same. MORE ENTERTAINMENT, NOW!”.
Apparently, tomorrow night’s theme will be “Bedrock and Roll”, where random celebrities will be forced to dress up as characters from “The Flintstones” so the First Lady can wear her coffee filter, Hanna-Barbera inspired Inaugural Gown one more time before she “has to give it to that museum even though (she) doesn’t want to and hates giving people anything”.
What Recession?
Restraint and setting a good example?
What’s that?
MORE ENTERTAINMENT NOW!
Oops...sorry for the size of the image :-(
Clearly, the author has somehow managed to mistake Obambi for Eric Massa. ;)
Redistribution of wealth and destroying America is hard work. Play hard & destroy hard.
-PJ
Serfs are not supposed to ask questions!
They are emotional children who never grew up. They never learned how to actually solve problem other than by whining to somebody else.
Oh, Queen Michelle, “the people” have no bread.
Michelle replies “Then let them eat cake!”
Sharpen the guillotines!
This is sooooo Saddam Hussein-ish...dictatorish..outrageous!! The orgy in the palace of the dictator, after he orders the beheading of his subjects. In OUR White House.
Please admin/mod, would you mind to downsize the photo? Thank you :-)
Is this for real? Wow!
I read the comments after the original article—I felt so bad for the plumber out of work.
The Obamas are despicable.
Remember what Mel Brooks said, “It’s good to be the King!”
“For over a thousand years Roman conquerors returning from the wars
enjoyed the honor of triumph, a tumultuous parade. The conqueror rode
in a triumphal chariot, the dazed prisoners walking in chains before
him. And a slave stood behind the conqueror holding a golden crown and
whispering in his ear a warning: that all glory is fleeting.”
I have to get a bigger monitor. Dat’s a biiiggg picture!
USA 2010 = France 1788. From what I have read from the comments on that article the Obozos and Rats in Congress are going to have a lot more at stake then re-election. They are going to have to fear for themselves.
It is my belief that if you are going to write humorous satire, the content should, at the very least, be humorous. This was not.
I know...- when I clicked on properties to take the URL of the photo, it is 466 X 310 so I am not sure how this happened. I ask the admin to downsize it. Sorry about that. Well, at least you can see every details...yammie..sounds really good and chic. Damn dictator!
Oh brother... NOW I understand why the First Lady has a weight problem! Wookie eat cake too much...watch rear end grow.
Hurry up November! Regain our majority and have the chance to Impeach the imbecile!!
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