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The Haiku About Joe Biden
The Looking Spoon ^
| 2-19-10
| Jared H. McAndersen
Posted on 03/31/2010 7:24:22 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
Everybody knows
I'm the smartest man ever
This is my haiku to say so, which is great because haiku's are short and to the point and I'm tired this false reputation I have that I'm some kind of motormouth gaffe factory. So I'm glad I finally get to say my piece in a way that is creative and artistic and really drives home the point that I'm not dum and werdy like my critics paint me. I am thoughtful, I do choose my words good carefully and this haiku says it perfectly...
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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; haiku
To: The Looking Spoon
Here’s MY haiku about Biden:
Ancient Proverb Says
Man who puts Hairplugs on ass
Still left with an ass
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posted on
03/31/2010 8:44:24 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: The Looking Spoon; wardaddy
A gaffe a minute
Lifelong public employee
Vapid comb-over
3
posted on
03/31/2010 8:45:09 PM PDT
by
Yudan
(Living comes much easier once we admit we're dying.)
To: Yudan
A big effing deal
is when you are convicted
of treason and hang
4
posted on
04/01/2010 6:56:19 AM PDT
by
I Buried My Guns
(It's not too late to begin your preps !)
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