[decimon]

Business must be slow for the Oklahoma DEA, so they are doing some stealth mission-creep.

If you're an Oklahoman then report your neighbor as being in possession of an unregistered flute.

[Magic Fingers]

“If you’re an Oklahoman then report your neighbor as being in possession of an unregistered flute.”

LOL ‘Officer, it was about 26” long, silver, and full of holes - and it, it, it made me FEEL GOOD! You’ve got to find it and stop it before it happens again!!’

[Grut]

If you're an Oklahoman then report your neighbor as being in possession of an unregistered flute.

Well now, hold on; that's not so unreasonable. Flutes aren't harmless. As the founder of The Society to Beat Jean Pierre Rampal Severely About the Head and Shoulders With David Galway, let me assure you that flute music can cause hives and very likely liver damage.