Liberals at the Bat

Grand Rants ^ | 11-03-10 | Stoutcat

[Stoutcat]

The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the Liberal gang today:
The House looked sure to lose it, and the Senate was in play.
And when Blanche Lincoln lost her race, and Grayson did the same,
A sickly silence fell upon the Left side of the game.

A straggling few showed up and cast their votes in deep despair.
The rest would cling to hope and change around the precincts there;
They thought, “If we could only just explain to all the dopes
The wonders of the Nanny State, we might not be on the ropes.”

[snip]

...Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sky is blue and bright;
And there’s unicorns a-playing under CFLs each night,
And Welfare lasts forever, and Big Brother reigns no doubt;
But there is no joy in Libville – the Progressives have struck out.

[WayneS]

This is quite clever.

But the author should probably revise (or delete) the stanza about Harry Reid losing before he copyrights it...

[Stoutcat]

Good point. Let me see what I can do...