DUmmie FUnnies 12-24-10 ("If Aliens Were to Land, What would You Do?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 24, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

Get down on your knees and beg for mercy?

Ther benburch approach.

[Charles Henrickson]

"Take me with you!"

Klaatu, take me away!

[Vendome]

Well obviously I would hit them in the head with rock to see what would happen....

(Line from a Tim Allen movie)

[Ditter]

I would ask them what they were trying to find out from all the cattle mutilations that a large animal vet couldn't tell them? They could abduct one veterinarian, get the answers they are searching for and not get all bloody and dirty.

[Vendome]

Winnuh!

[mylife]

"I for one, welcome our new overlords..."

[bcsco]

If Aliens Were to Land, What would You Do?

Send them back to Mexico, Guatemala, Ecuador, wherever they came from...

[Mr. Silverback]

Back in the Eighties there was a science fiction story called “Saint Theresa of the Aliens” which had the premise that when the aliens showed up, they landed in Russia, declared the Commies had it right all along. The DUmmies probably expect something very similar to happen if the space brothers show up, only they’ll land in Berkeley.

[FDNYRHEROES]

If Aliens Were to Land, What would You Do?

Are these Aliens with Green Cards, or without Green Cards?

[Mr. Silverback]

Best post of the thread!

[MindBender26]

Make sure my ass is well-lubricated so their anal probes won't hurt so much.

Since this is his first thought, do we even wonder how and with whom (and how many at a time) this DUmmie does the Horizontal Mambo, AKA "The Dance With No Steps?"

[MindBender26]

When I saw the picture you posted, and compared it with the picture at the top of the thread, I kept wondering if what we see in Michelle is really an “oversuit,” her hair is long to cover a ziper up the back of her neck, and she is really one of “them?”

[Oatka]

"If Aliens Were to Land, What would You Do?"

1) Ask them if they work cheaper than the Chinese, Bangladeshis, et al. (Have we got a trade deal for you!)
2) Accept their offer of $24 for Manhattan. (in gold)
3) DO NOT send anyone named Montezuma to greet them. (Our legends tell us . . .)
4) Ask to see their recipe books first. (Translated)
5) Ask whose side they are on. (Supposed question by a supposed govt. agent via a supposed clairvoyant who supposedly claimed he was in contact with the supposed aliens, some years ago. Then again, that would be typical of the govt.)

[Choose Ye This Day]

How do I get some of those Fusion razors from you? Those are a good shave.

[mikrofon]

If they turn out to be benevolent, I would ask them
1. what was up with all the cat and mouse over the years?
2. Do you have a "God"?
3. Why does everything exist? (maybe answered by #2)

"Hey, I'm just here on vacation -- solve your own problems!"

[TexasCajun]

Tell them they've hit the mother-load. They can openly serve in our military, or if they choose three years unemployment/vacation pay. All their health-care needs will be paid by the planet's humanoids. And if they have offspring while here, they automatically become Earth Citizens.

[Purrcival]

Cranberry juice? Your kidneys thank you.

[PJ-Comix]

How do I get some of those Fusion razors from you? Those are a good shave.

Fusion Proglide razors. First thing you would need to do is move Southeast from Utah. BTW, I think I will be able to get my choice of power and manual on those razors. What's the difference?

[Choose Ye This Day]

I didn’t know they had power Fusion razors. I just used the Fusion that came as a freebie with the newspaper. The blades lasted long time and gave a really close shave.

Apparently, the Power razor oscillates. It’s still a wet razor, but the jiggling “micropulses” are supposed to give you an even smoother shave.

Or a severed carotid.

[Choose Ye This Day]

http://www.gillette.com/en/ca/products/razors/proglide/fusion-proglide-power-razor.aspx