[PJ-Comix]

I'm just 300 Gillette Fusion Proglide razors away from getting a complete Kite Surfing rig. Yes, this coming week I hope to pick up that many of those razors. Retail value of about $3000 so hopefully can trade it for the rig. Making trades for smaller items is not too much of a problem but the bigger stuff is tough. This past week I picked up lots of FREE cranberry juice but it just doesn't cut it when trying to trade for a rig although I have become addicted to drinking that stuff. BTW, I once traded round trip coast to coast air tickets for a portable Olivetti ball electric typewriter when they were in fashion. Total cost out of pocket was only $10 which I used to buy the used Sony tape recorder that I traded for the typewriter so I flew to each coast for only five bucks in each direction. Of course, I flew under someone else's name and imagine the problems I would have nowadays trying to pull that off.

Anyway, I have time to spare since I can't even begin my Kite Surfing lessons until the weather here gets warmer. Low 60s and 70s don't cut it for me. Plus I am still recuperating from a long cold. But soon.....

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Pinkbell]

Five!

[Condor51]

woo-hoo. top 10

[reaganator]

When the Alien says, “Take me to your leader.”

To whom would you take the Alien?

[Roccus]

42!

[reagan_fanatic]

"If Aliens Were to Land, What would You Do?"

Tell them we didn't think it was very funny leaving Barney Frank, Henry Waxman, Nancy Pelosi and Helen Thomas behind.

[Mr. Silverback]

Top 11!

[omega4179]

Funny how they have NO concerns about a billion fundamentalist Muslims impacting the Aliens but are concerned with fundamental Christians who are much smaller in number.

[tiredoflaundry]

I’m surprised they didn’t ask , “is it really a cookbook?”

[rdl6989]

Take up arms?

Who, the DUmmies? You gotta be kidding!

[cripplecreek]

Apologize for the mess, and warn them about religious nuts who may feel compelled to attack, simply because they are so f*cking ignorant and faith based.

[Charles Henrickson]

If Aliens Were to Land. . . .

RACIST! Don't call them "aliens," you bigot, call them "undocumented landers."

[Condor51]

The DUmmies would be really ticked if those aliens turned out to be very religious and DEMAND they attend Church (oh noooo,"CHURCH!"') once a week. And all deviancy would be punishable by death.

There'd be mass suicides across DUmmie Land.

[Charles Henrickson]

Get down on your knees and beg for mercy?

Ther benburch approach.

[Charles Henrickson]

"Take me with you!"

Klaatu, take me away!

[Vendome]

Well obviously I would hit them in the head with rock to see what would happen....

(Line from a Tim Allen movie)

[Ditter]

I would ask them what they were trying to find out from all the cattle mutilations that a large animal vet couldn't tell them? They could abduct one veterinarian, get the answers they are searching for and not get all bloody and dirty.

[mylife]

"I for one, welcome our new overlords..."

[bcsco]

If Aliens Were to Land, What would You Do?

Send them back to Mexico, Guatemala, Ecuador, wherever they came from...

[FDNYRHEROES]

If Aliens Were to Land, What would You Do?

Are these Aliens with Green Cards, or without Green Cards?