[Condor51]

The DUmmies would be really ticked if those aliens turned out to be very religious and DEMAND they attend Church (oh noooo,"CHURCH!"') once a week. And all deviancy would be punishable by death.

There'd be mass suicides across DUmmie Land.

[Mr. Silverback]

Back in the Eighties there was a science fiction story called “Saint Theresa of the Aliens” which had the premise that when the aliens showed up, they landed in Russia, declared the Commies had it right all along. The DUmmies probably expect something very similar to happen if the space brothers show up, only they’ll land in Berkeley.