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Christmas with a primitive
conservativecave ^ | December 26, 2010 | franksolich

Posted on 12/26/2010 5:50:47 AM PST by franksolich

When I got to the neighbor's house for Christmas dinner today, the neighbor was out, looking after the cattle, but his wife was in the kitchen, sitting at the table, going through a large bag of transparent tan-colored pharmaceutical bottles, taking out their contents and carefully putting a pill each into different compartments of two plastic boxes (which looked as if fishing-tackle boxes).

Auntie had arrived under the cover of darkness the previous night, but was still sleeping.

I looked at a couple of bottles, paid for by the hard-pressed taxpayers of Missouri, but being unfamiliar with pharmaceutical drugs, saw nothing of particular interest. They were anti-psychotics, anti-depressants, pro-depressants, uppers, downers, blood pressure stabilizers, cholesterol-lowerers, happy pills, blood thinners, blood thickeners, hormones, chromosomes, pain-killers, stuff for diabetics, heart pills, liver pills, female pills, the like.

"You know, it used to be easier," I commented, "when they just had Lydia Pinkham's Special Vegetable Compound for Female Complaints, twelve cents a box, via Sears, Roebuck catalogue order circa 1890, before the FDA got tough about ingredients."

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; History; Humor
KEYWORDS: christmas; dummies; primitive; primitives
The annual Christmas-with-a-primitive story.
1 posted on 12/26/2010 5:50:56 AM PST by franksolich
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; Xenalyte; Paul Heinzman; Purrcival; Ditter; Deetes; decal; ...

Ping for the list; I hope this is of interest.


2 posted on 12/26/2010 5:54:20 AM PST by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in service to humanity)
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To: franksolich

Entertaining read.

Still don’t know exactly what he means by a “primitive”, though.

Auntie was definitely a 60s basket case.


3 posted on 12/26/2010 6:20:15 AM PST by Westbrook (Having children does not divide your love, it multiplies it.)
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To: franksolich

Sad and funny.


4 posted on 12/26/2010 6:20:39 AM PST by Dudoight
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To: franksolich

Fascinating read frank!


5 posted on 12/26/2010 6:20:53 AM PST by Ballygrl
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To: Westbrook; franksolich
This explanation from franksolich may be helpful.

Questions about the primitives answered.

6 posted on 12/26/2010 6:33:27 AM PST by Carlrob
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To: franksolich

Yep. Old hippies never die, they just get new clothes, become “Progressives”, make friends with Bill Ayers and wife, and push the Cloward-Piven strategy. Only when the voters buck them do they even pretend to read anyone as - common and unsophisticated (sniff) as Ronald Reagan. Note, I said pretend to read (that’s my opinion and I’m stickin’ to it).


7 posted on 12/26/2010 6:39:21 AM PST by Twinkie (THE WRONG SHALL FAIL, THE RIGHT PREVAIL . . . .)
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To: franksolich

You make a sad story a good read.


8 posted on 12/26/2010 7:26:33 AM PST by etabeta
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To: etabeta
You make a sad story a good read.

I think the unintentional--it wasn't meant, it just happened that way naturally--contrast between Auntie and her niece makes it an unsad story. But that's just my opinion, and writers can't objectively evaluate their own work.

9 posted on 12/26/2010 8:20:41 AM PST by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in service to humanity)
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To: franksolich

Yes, the contrast between Auntie and the niece is what makes the story compelling.

The sad story for me was the wasted potential of a human being but it all boils down to choices we make in life.


10 posted on 12/26/2010 9:10:27 AM PST by etabeta
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To: franksolich

Of course this is of interest franksolich!


11 posted on 12/26/2010 9:36:51 AM PST by ColdOne
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