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DUmmie FUnnies 6-08-11 ("Weiner’s Wife Is PREGNANT": DUmmies throw their Weiner under the bus!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 8, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 06/08/2011 7:05:03 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

Do the DUmmies have ANY moral standards at all? Sometimes you wonder. But the news today--reported in this THREAD, "Weiner’s Wife Is PREGNANT"--have even the Undergrounders shaking their head. Many of them are ready to throw their Weiner under the bus!

So let us drop in on the Weiner Roast, in Red Hot Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, nominating Anthony Weiner to succeed John Edwards as Father of the Year, is in the [brackets]:

Weiner’s Wife Is PREGNANT

[Well, at least it works!]

But none of it relates to his voting record.

[As long as he's for socialism and abortion, nothing else matters.]

Weiner posts are taking up way too much space. . . .

[Size matters.]

I find Weiner creepy and far beyond my (what many would consider Atheist) limits. . . .

[Weiner even disgusts the godless!]

This is my first Wiener post. Weiner posts are taking up way too much space at DU.

[Thanx! You just added to it!]

I just send some healing consciousness their way (i.e. prayed)

[Don't say the "p" word! Now send some white light too! PRAISE Gaia!]

Not our business.

For Pete's sake. Is this your response to every single item of human interest?

[For Tweet's sake, it's a HUMA interest story!]

F***all, when it rains it pours no?

[Some would say it's a . . . oh, perfect storm, of sorts.]

I was hoping that we could talk about the cost of health care. . . .

[Weiner may need some, after Huma gets done with him.]

And somehow all this panty sniffing is for her good, right?

[DUmmie Beth Ferrari thinks panty sniffing stinks.]

We all live within our own bubbles; some much smaller, others more sad.

["Tiny bubbles . . . On the Weiner . . . Make me sadder . . . Make me feel meaner. . . ." Thank you, Don Ho.]

Some have large and perceptually positive bubbles. . . .

[Size matters.]

I also hope he remains in Congress and I feel certain the people of NY will reelect him as the American people tend to not particularly like witch hunts as the Clinton and Rangel episodes demonstrated.

[Immorality is a resume enhancer in Democrat districts.]

There are levels of betrayal, and being cheated on while pregnant ranks near the top (I think the top would be if one of his porn buddies announced that she is pregnant too).

[Tony the Tiger is aiming for John Edwardsdom.]

The little head told the big head what to do and he complied.

[Little Anthony the Imperial.]

Sending pictures of yourself over the net is not cheating on your spouse.

[Is that you, Bill Clinton?]

He had phone sex with one of the women. . . .

[He had phony sex with all of the women.]

Would you do it with your spouse watching over your shoulder?

[Don't go there. This is DUmmieland, remember.]

Has it been confirmed that they are not in an open relationship?

[Little Anthony is in an open-fly relationship.]

his speech was crafted by PR people

[Pubic Relations people?]

my opinion is that he has a team of 20 people who are formulating and crafting everything he does/says now

[Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Barney Frank, Eliot Spitzer, Tiger Woods, Charlie Sheen, Algore. . . .]

CNN: Weiner calls Bill Clinton

[See?]

The Clintons should be able to counsel them well. . . .

[Hee! Hee!]

I hope the kid takes after his wife. . . .

[First the wife will take after her husband.]

Who is the dad?

[Hillary?]

This shoud END all discussion of this. there is soon to be a third innocent involved. . . .

weiner's not "innocent" by any stretch

[And judging by the photo, it ain't much of a stretch.]

the child is who the poster is referring to. . . .

you mean the fetus?

[Must . . . not . . . say the "b" word. . . .]

Yay! Babies!

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: caucusinterruptus; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; huma; weiner; weinergate; weinergeddon
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Tony the Tiger is aiming for John Edwardsdom


1 posted on 06/08/2011 7:05:08 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

Somebody suggested they name the baby “Oscar Mayer”!!!


2 posted on 06/08/2011 7:06:45 PM PDT by LiteKeeper ("Who is John Galt?")
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To: Charles Henrickson

IBTP. to read....


3 posted on 06/08/2011 7:06:50 PM PDT by GQuagmire ('Don't Piss The Lady Off')
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To: Charles Henrickson

IB4TP AGAIN!


4 posted on 06/08/2011 7:06:58 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012)
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To: Charles Henrickson

top ten (I think)


5 posted on 06/08/2011 7:07:26 PM PDT by G-dzilla
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top TEN !!!!!!


6 posted on 06/08/2011 7:08:19 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Islam is a violent and tyrannical political ideology and has nothing to do with "religion".)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


7 posted on 06/08/2011 7:08:31 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (A. Weiner thrown under the bus.)
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To: freedumb2003

top 10


8 posted on 06/08/2011 7:08:50 PM PDT by kalee (The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Who is the dad?

LOL
9 posted on 06/08/2011 7:09:40 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: Charles Henrickson
Who is the dad?

[Hillary?]


Well, we all knew she had big brass ones, but who would have guessed that they were functional?

10 posted on 06/08/2011 7:09:58 PM PDT by EasySt (2012... Sometimes you have to flush twice.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Wait until it comes out that Hillary is the father.


11 posted on 06/08/2011 7:10:03 PM PDT by festusbanjo (We need more leaders running the country and fewer politicians ruining the country.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“This shoud END all discussion of this. there is soon to be a third innocent involved. . . . “

Says someone from the group that has taken after Trig Palin. I wonder if they condemmed that?


12 posted on 06/08/2011 7:10:18 PM PDT by JLS (How to turn a recession into a depression: elect a Dem president with a big majorities in Congress)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Gosh, don't these Dummies realize that they're supposed to just ‘move-on’? It's just sex... I mean, it's not like Wiener was having sex with an underling in the office then committing perjury about it... He /just/ tweeted some pics or emailed others. And none were under his authority... It's like they're acting like Freepers.. requiring their elected officials to display at least the pretense of morality..

*snicker, snicker, snicker..*

13 posted on 06/08/2011 7:10:18 PM PDT by kingu (Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

To think we will have the Edwards legal action to look forward to. Even more embarrassment for that rotten slimball. Nothing smells sweeter than RATS burning in the breeze.


14 posted on 06/08/2011 7:10:28 PM PDT by arrogantsob
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To: Charles Henrickson

It really is coming from another planet, isn’t it?


15 posted on 06/08/2011 7:12:00 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (They think "just because she's right on every damn issue doesn't give her enough credibility.")
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To: Charles Henrickson

Perhaps the Clintons can open a marriage counseling center?


16 posted on 06/08/2011 7:12:46 PM PDT by bray (Hey Country Club, hold Sarah's coat while she kicks his ____.)
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[As long as he's for socialism and abortion, nothing else matters.]

I should have added "sodomy":

[As long as he's for socialism, abortion, and sodomy, nothing else matters.]

17 posted on 06/08/2011 7:15:56 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (A. Weiner thrown under the bus.)
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To: arrogantsob

What’s disgusting though is that they all come back as Democrat SuperHeros.

Look at Ted Kennedy and BJ Clinton.

Spitzer has had 90% of his sins absolved by the MSM already

Edwards & Weiner will be riding high 5 years from now.


18 posted on 06/08/2011 7:16:20 PM PDT by nascarnation
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To: Charles Henrickson

Wow...Karma catching up with this moron. Let’s hope it catches the magic muslim in the white house soon.


19 posted on 06/08/2011 7:17:23 PM PDT by oust the louse (The death of Osama is as mysterious as the life of Obama. just sayin...)
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To: arrogantsob
Napalm and flesh have a certain smell,,,depending on whos side your on....sweet or sour..No big deal............
20 posted on 06/08/2011 7:18:58 PM PDT by M-cubed
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