[entropy12]

If a bear attacks me in woods, I would rather have an assault rifle than a handgun.

[JohnPierce]

Amen to that. There was a recent bear attack on the news (I can’t remember where) and the details were chilling.

[RaisingCain]

“If a bear attacks me in woods, I would rather have an assault rifle than a handgun.”

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When a bear attacks me in the woods, I get in close and work on his body with my fists. I then headbutt the bear, grapple him onto the forest floor, and get him into an arm lock (paw lock) until he either taps out or passes out.

[elcid1970]

If you go into the woods, you need an assault rifle not because of bears but because of the two legged predators running their marijuana patches and meth labs.

Romney over Obama any freaking day on that issue.

[SuperLuminal]

"If a bear attacks me in woods, I would rather have an assault rifle than a handgun"

For me that would be "code" for:

If When, after the elections, a bear mob attacks me in the woods streets of MD, I would rather have an assault rifle AK-47 than a handgun

Of course ,my Model 1300 (which seems to have fallen into hot water and shrunk to a total length of 25-3/4 inches and sprouted a pistol grip) would also serve nicely in close support...What's the "code" word for flechettes?)

[ModelBreaker]

“If a bear attacks me in woods, I would rather have an assault rifle than a handgun.”

You would assault an innocent denizen of the woods? No wonder you are a FREEPER :)