DUmmie FUnnies 10-07-13 ("This Land's Not Your Land": DUmmies down with Obama's park shutdown)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 7, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[Charles Henrickson]

"And you shall set limits for the people all around, saying, 'Take care not to go up into the mountain or touch the edge of it. Whoever touches the mountain shall be put to death.'" (Exodus 19:12)

Mount Rushmore has become Mount Sinai. Lord Obama has declared it. Even though the partial "government shutdown" affects only a small percentage of federal spending, and the Chief Executive has the discretion to manage and adjust and prioritize accordingly, the Offended One is determined to make the "shutown" as visible and as miserable as possible, so that he can blame the eeevil Rethuglicans. And so King Obama has chosen to close public access to our National Parks and National Monuments. This may backfire in his face, but Boy President is throwing a little temper tantrum, and he wants ordinary Americans to suffer.

The DUmmies are down with what Our President is doing, as per usual. They too want to blame the Rethugs, and they don't care who it inconveniences--as long as they themselves are not inconvenienced. Just witness this THREAD, "Anyone know...can you still GET IN to National Parks?"

But before we get to the DUmmies, it's time to have King Obama sing us a song! Click the music link and sing along:

THIS LAND'S NOT YOUR LAND
Tune: "This Land Is Your Land"
As sung by King Obama

This land's not your land, this land is my land
Shut down or open, it comes from my hand
From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see

If you go driving an interstate highway
And see an orange cone, you'll do it my way
You will obey me and not go forward
This land's not made for you to see

This land's not your land, this land is my land
Shut down or open, it comes from my hand
From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see

You'll want to travel and go to Mount Rushmore
But at Rapid City, you won't go much more
Guards will surround you, their voices sounding:
This land's not made for you to see

This land's not your land, this land is my land
Shut down or open, it comes from my hand
From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see

If you oppose me, I'll make you suffer
Come near memorials, I'll put up a buffer
I am Obama, I am your land lord
This land's not made for you to see

This land's not your land, this land is my land
Shut down or open, it comes from my hand
From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see

If you go looking, you'll see a sign there
And on the sign it says: "There's No Trespassing"
And on the other side: "No Looking or Nothing!"
Both sides were made for you to see

This land's not your land, this land is my land
Shut down or open, it comes from my hand
From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see

At the Redwood Forest, in the land of the Canyons
By the Gulfstream Waters, you'll see my minions
As they stand there guarding, you'll stand there wond'ring:
Is this land safe for me to see?

This land's not your land, this land is my land
Shut down or open, it comes from my hand
From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see

No one can stop me, my mind is made up
As I go putting my Barrycades up
Nobody living can make me give your land back
This land's not made for you to see

New voices:

But King Obama, this land is our land
So shut your piehole, you can go pound sand
From the bitter clingers to Barack Obama:
This land was founded to be free

This land ain't your land, this land is our land
So shut your piehole, you can go pound sand
From the bitter clingers to Barack Obama:
This land was founded to be free

So with that, let us now go to the DUmmies. Fortunately for us, DUmmieland National Park is NOT closed. Their comments are in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, the wag tailoring the doggerel, is in the [Barackets]:

Anyone know...can you still GET IN to National Parks?

[Just because you can get in doesn't mean you'll get out.]

I mean, will they block off the roads?

[Yes. It's all for your safety, though. Lord Obama will protect you from those eeevil Rethuglicans who are to blame for everything bad in the world.]

Thinking of taking a drive to Bryce Canyon this weekend. . . .

[Bryce yourself for a shock.]

Trailheads are always open. . . .

[The feds need their target practice.]

No: Day use visitors will be instructed to leave the park immediately as part of Phase 1 closures.

[Phasers will be set on "Stun."]

we are not permitted to be there. . . .

[King Obama says so. But one day, perhaps, Dear Leader will be gracious and let us back in.]

gates will be closed and people arriving turned away. If you're already there, you get 48 hours to leave.

[Or 24 business hours, whichever comes first.]

I do wonder if they're going to scour the backcountry as well. . . .

[Release the hounds!]

What about roads through parks?

[Landmines.]

The Arizona memorial in Pearl Harbor is closed. . . .

[By a dolt who will live in infamy.]

Yellowstone is blocked. . . .

[And Yogi Bear has been evicted from Jellystone.]

Mt. Rushmore is closed.

[This poor woman tried to get in, and they chased her halfway up to the mountain:]

Here in Philly, people are still walking past Hall and the Bell, but can't get in.

[Philadelphia Freedom.]

What You Can and Can't Do During the Government Shutdown

[What you can do: Blame Rethuglicans. What you can't do: Criticize Dear Leader.]

Of course, all of the park facilities along the road will be closed, but they CAN NOT stop you from parking your car on the shoulder, hopping out, or taking in the view while stretching your legs.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! You know, the Hope and Change Mental Rehabilitation Centers are still OPEN.]

Anyone near Rocky Mountain National Park?

[Not anymore!]

some of the longer trails in Bryce begin outside the park entrance...I wonder if people would be found getting in that way...and I wonder how well staffed the place is to be able to patrol that.

[Well staffed. Don't try it. There is no staff to keep the park open. All of the staff is being used to keep people out. Go figure.]

You can go in, but if you fall and break your ankle, it'll be a long, lonely crawl.

[And if a ranger finds you, he'll kneecap you, just to teach you a lesson.]

Nonsense. I'm sure there would be a wolf or bear to stave off the loneliness.

[WEAR THE BEAR!]

Parks Closed, Moose out front should have told you.

"No you can't!"

Avert you eyes, no unauthorized wildlife viewing allowed !

[And then there was this guy, who tried to get a glimpse of Mount Rushmore:]

"I TOLD you: Do NOT look at the mountain!"

[Dr.Deth]

Seems it's spontaneous thing, from an email:

This Land Is My Land
by Barack Hussein Obama

Words and Music by William Ayers

This land is my land, this land is my land
From California to the New York island
From the red wood forests to the Gulf Stream waters
This land is closed because of me.

I closed memorials to World War veterans
And put up barricades across our parklands
I told my minions to make you suffer
This land is closed because of me.

As I was shutting the Mount Rushmore highways
I saw above me restricted airspace
I saw below me, off-limits canyons
This land is closed because of me.

I rode my tour bus and I saw a sign there
And on the sign it said "No Trespassing."
But on the other side it didn't say nothing,
That side is closed to you by me.

When the sun came shining, then I went golfing,
I took my putter and the ball went rolling,
It was a swell day at Andrews Air Force,
That base was kept open for me.

I've lied and cheated, and followed commies
I've demonized those evil 'Pubbies
My neighbors dabble in domestic terror
This land's transformed because of me.

Nobody living can ever stop me,
As I go walking that fascist highway;
Nobody living can make me turn back
This land was made to rule by me.

[Arrowhead1952]

Now, if you would turn your songwriting skills toward Wendy Davis...

KLBJ, the local talk radio station in Austin played her first campaign commercial today. She can't even pronounce the state name. She was saying Taxes. The people of Taxes, the farmers of Taxes, etc.

She even has her daughter in the clip. They are NOT ready for prime time. Too bad Ted Cruz isn't running against her.

[Army Air Corps]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. She is more of a lightweight than I thought she was.

[Fantasywriter]

There was an article on RealClearPolitics yesterday by a British moonbat lamenting the Dems fascination w W. Davis. He thinks there’s no real chance she can win, but that Dems will waste resources on her they should be expending elsewhere:

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/oct/05/wendy-davis-texas-governor-race

[Clinging Bitterly]

"From Barack Obama to the bitter clingers:
This land's not made for you to see"

Hey now, bitter clingers he said?
Harrumph!

[Ditter]

Houston has a black man running against our lesbian mayor in our next primary. There has been some devastating TV spots against him. Apparently he didn't pay his taxes on time and his comment about it was something like ‘that's the way I do things”.

I was only listening with one ear and I caught the meaning if not the exact words. How anyone even a democrat could support this guy is beyond my imagination.

[KSCITYBOY]

He should be a lock then!

[Arrowhead1952]

Apparently he didn't pay his taxes on time ....

How anyone even a democrat could support this guy is beyond my imagination.

Did he have Charlie Rangel as his mentor? Dims will vote for him just like they do for the likes of Queen Sheila, Maxine Waters, Hank Johnson, etc.

[envisio]

How much money is it costing to put up these barricades and patrol the areas to keep people out?

[kevkrom]

Of course, all of the park facilities along the road will be closed, but they CAN NOT stop you from parking your car on the shoulder, hopping out, or taking in the view while stretching your legs.

I've seen reports that the govvies are doing just that around places like Mt. Rushmore - telling drivers they can't stop on the roadside.

[NRA1995]

And the sign said, “Tea Party freaky people.....need not apply.....”

[Condor51]

[Condor51]

[CSM]

“Just wait until we can withold medical care to punish the pleebs next time!”

[CSM]

“She was saying Taxes.”

To a Dem, everything is taxes! Tax this, tax that and eventually you are mired in the state of taxes!

[Roscoe Karns]

"I TOLD you: Do NOT look at the mountain!"

ROFL

[mikrofon]

What You Can and Can't Do During the Government Shutdown

[Arrowhead1952]

Well, I just heard Lisa Fritsch just jumped into the race on local radio today. If she runs as an (I), abortion Barbie may just win.

[PJ-Comix]

This is a bit OT but I hope everybody views the video of Kathleen Sibelius' DISASTROUS interview about ObamaCare last night on the Daily Show. So just how bad did it go for Sibelius? So bad that later Stewart accused her of LYING as you can see HERE.

[Graewoulf]

“Generally, dereliction of duty refers to failure through negligence or obstinacy to perform one’s legal or moral duty to a reasonable expectation. In other words, it means willful or negligent failure to perform assigned duties or performing them in a culpably inefficient manner. Dereliction of duty is a specific offense in military law. “ (Quote from USLegal.com).

Dereliction of duty is an Impeachable Offense, as stipulated in the US Constitution. Dereliction of duty is also a US Military offense subject to a Courts Martial.

Will our sorry Congressional RINOs do their usual kid gloves, “boys will be boys” approach to Obama’s numerous violations of the US Constitution, or will they FINALLY draw up The Articles of Impeachment for B. Hussein Obama?