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Police Harassment Joke
Email | 25 DECEMBER 2014 | Email

Posted on 12/25/2014 7:01:02 AM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist

Police Harassment: Recently, the Chula Vista, California Police Department ran a forum with the local community with the topic being, "Community Policing."

One of the civilian participants posed the following question: "I would like to know how it is possible for police officers to continually harass people and get away with it?

From the "other side," Sgt. Bennett, obviously a cop with a sense of humor replied:

"First of all, let me tell you this...it's not easy. In Chula Vista, we average one cop for every 600 people.

Only about 60% of those cops are on general duty (or what you might refer to as "patrol") where we do most of our harassing. The rest are in non-harassing departments that do not allow them contact with the day to day innocents.

At any given moment, only one-fifth of the 60% patrollers are on duty and available for harassing people while the rest are off duty.

So roughly, one cop is responsible for harassing about 5,000 residents.

When you toss in the commercial business, and tourist locations that attract people from other areas, sometimes you have a situation where a single cop is responsible for harassing 10,000 or more people a day.

Now, your average ten-hour shift runs 36,000 seconds long. This gives a cop one second to harass a person, and then only three-fourths of a second to eat a donut AND then find a new person to harass.

This is not an easy task. To be honest, most cops are not up to this challenge day in and day out. It is just too tiring.

What we do is utilize some tools to help us narrow down those people which we can realistically harass.

The tools available to us are as follow:

PHONE: People will call us up and point out things that cause us to focus on a person for special harassment. "My neighbor is beating his wife" is a code phrase used often. This means we'll come out and give somebody some special harassment.

Another popular one: "There's a guy breaking into a house." The harassment team is then put into action.

CARS: We have special cops assigned to harass people who drive. They like to harass the drivers of fast cars, cars with no insurance or no driver's licenses and the like.

It's lots of fun when you pick them out of traffic for nothing more obvious than running a red light. RUNNERS: Some people take off running just at the sight of a police officer. Nothing is quite as satisfying as running after them like a beagle on the scent of a bunny. When you catch them you can harass them for hours to determine why they didn't want to talk to us.

STATUTES: When we don't have PHONES or CARS and have nothing better to do, there are actually books that give us ideas for reasons to harass folks. They are called "Statutes"; Criminal Codes, Motor Vehicle Codes, etc...They all spell out all sorts of things for which you can really mess with people.

After you read the statute, you can just drive around for awhile until you find someone violating one of these listed offenses and harass them.

Just last week I saw a guy trying to steal a car. Well, there's this book we have that says that's not allowed. That meant I got permission to harass this guy. It's a really cool system that we've set up, and it works pretty well.

We seem to have a never-ending supply of folks to harass. And we get away with it. Why? Because for the good citizens who pay the tab, we try to keep the streets safe for them, and they pay us to "harass" some people.

Next time you are in my town, give me the old "single finger wave." That's another one of those codes. It means, "You can't harass me." It's one of our favorites.

Hopefully sir, this has clarified to you a little bit better how we harass the good citizens of Chula Vista.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: donut; harass; leo; police
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1 posted on 12/25/2014 7:01:02 AM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

IBTCH


2 posted on 12/25/2014 7:18:50 AM PST by Genoa (Starve the beast.)
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3 posted on 12/25/2014 7:20:01 AM PST by Old Sarge (Its the Sixties all over again, but with crappy music...)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

That was a classic.


4 posted on 12/25/2014 7:21:13 AM PST by Mark17 (So gracious and tender was He. I claimed Him that day as my savior, this stranger of Galilee)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

My brother-in-law was a Deputy Sheriff in Jackson County, OR. He had that same sense of humor .. and he always kept us laughing. He passed away in 2006; I still miss his jokes.


5 posted on 12/25/2014 7:23:07 AM PST by CyberAnt ("The hope and changey stuff did not work, even a smidgen.")
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

I have a number of friends who are cops or retired cops - I think they would agree.


6 posted on 12/25/2014 7:26:49 AM PST by KosmicKitty (Liberals claim to want to hear other views, but then are shocked to discover there are other views)
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To: Mark17

Merry Christmas to you and your family, and thank you so much for your service to America.


7 posted on 12/25/2014 7:28:05 AM PST by CyberAnt ("The hope and changey stuff did not work, even a smidgen.")
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

I’m going to forward this to my Sheriff.


8 posted on 12/25/2014 8:13:53 AM PST by CrazyIvan (I lost my phased plasma rifle in a tragic hovercraft accident.)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

Love it, thank you for sharing...


9 posted on 12/25/2014 8:24:48 AM PST by angelsonmyside
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

I award that post 3 donuts


10 posted on 12/25/2014 8:58:36 AM PST by NonValueAdded (Pointing out dereliction of duty is NOT fear mongering, especially in a panDEMic)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

Very good! Thanks for posting.


11 posted on 12/25/2014 8:58:59 AM PST by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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Collecting revenue must be dangerous work.


12 posted on 12/25/2014 9:03:52 AM PST by bicyclerepair (Ft. Lauderdale FL (zombie land). TERM LIMITS ... TERM LIMITS)
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To: CrazyIvan

That’s a good idea.


13 posted on 12/25/2014 9:20:44 AM PST by logic101.net (If libs believe in Darwin and natural selection why do they get hacked off when it happens?)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

This is really cool!


14 posted on 12/25/2014 9:24:13 AM PST by The_Media_never_lie (The media must be defeated any way it can be done.)
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"Very good! Thanks for posting."

"Collecting revenue must be dangerous work."

Huh? I don't understand.

15 posted on 12/25/2014 9:56:13 AM PST by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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To: MV=PY

Not to be a butt-insky, but that comment is either a reiteration of a common line of reasoning here at FR, or a sarcastic rejection of it. Which reasoning goes like this: “Many towns and counties pass numerous ordinances and codes designed to raise revenue (eg, the classic small town speed trap), which their police departments enforce by writing tickets, thus collecting the intended revenue”.

Which is not utterly false, as there certainly are cases of this, and indeed the initial contact with Eric Garner was due to exactly that type of enforcement: he was selling “loosies” in violation of NY’s outlandish tax laws. That said, the reasoning that blames the cops in the Garner case falls apart because he was NOT put in a choke hold for the initial infraction, but for RESISTING ARREST, an entirely separate crime, and one for which we must permit the police to use force to counter if we wish to have any laws enforced at all.

Just my 2 cents.


16 posted on 12/25/2014 11:43:37 AM PST by absalom01 (You should do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, and you should never wish to do less.)
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Yeah, I figured it was something like that.

Cops aren’t the bad guys if their bosses set ticket quotas. That’s a policy decision.

Certainly the good that cops do far outweighs the downside of greedy bureaucrats forcing them to generate revenue.

I liked this cop’s witty response to a broadly stupid statement, the kind that “progressive” people tend to make.

And actually, I thought that was the subject of the thread.

But I suppose the world is more complex than just enjoying a very clever response *sigh*.

Merry Christmas, FRiend!


17 posted on 12/25/2014 12:28:39 PM PST by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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To: MV=PY
"Collecting revenue must be dangerous work."

Huh? I don't understand.


Because half of those ideas for harassment that come from those special books aren't any kind of criminal action, they're just there to make money.

As an aside though, funny response from the cop, I do like it.
18 posted on 12/25/2014 12:34:50 PM PST by Svartalfiar
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“Cops aren’t the bad guys if their bosses set ticket quotas.”

The guards of the Jewish camps for the Nazi were just doing their jobs, too. Sorry, “Just doing my job” means when we hold the cop accountable we’re just doing our job too.


19 posted on 12/25/2014 12:34:54 PM PST by CodeToad (Islam should be outlawed and treated as a criminal enterprise!)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

I don't get it, what's so funny?

irony/sarcasm

20 posted on 12/25/2014 12:36:50 PM PST by semaj (Nothing will change until lying becomes an extremely dangerous & expensive habit.)
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