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To: Reaganite Republican
The infamous "Sidd Finch" Sports Illustrated story from 1985 has to go down as one of the best April Fool's gags ever.

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11 posted on 04/01/2015 5:34:29 AM PDT by Alberta's Child ("It doesn't work for me. I gotta have more cowbell!")
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To: Alberta's Child

I agree. I was in high school at the time, and idolized Nolan Ryan as the greatest fastballer of all time. I pulled out my SI in study hall, and my jaw dropped to read about Sidd’s blazing pitch speeds. I thought King Nolan’s reign was surely over...


14 posted on 04/01/2015 5:39:43 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Alberta's Child

I must have had a brain fart... forgive me

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19 posted on 04/01/2015 5:46:11 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: Alberta's Child

Beat me to it also....

George Plimpton.

THE END OF THE AFFAIR - SIDD FINCH
by George Plimpton
Sports Illustrated
April 8, 1985

The curious case of Sidd Finch, as revealed by George Plimpton in last week’s issue, came to resolution Monday in St. Petersburg. The eccentric flame-thrower, whose pitches reportedly had been clocked at 168 mph, kept t his promise to tell the baseball world on April 1 whether he’d join the New York Mets or concentrate on the French horn.

The Mets called a 12:30 p.m. press conference at Al Lang Stadium and formally unveiled Finch to the media. Reading from a statement written in a stilted, anachronistic style (he referred to the Mets as the Metropolitans and to Mel Stottelmyer and Davey Johnson as Melvin and David, respectively), Finch explained that the pinpoint accuracy required to harness his astonishing fastball had deserted him. “The Perfect Pitch,” said the Mystic Met, “once a thing of harmony, is now an instrument of Chaos and Cruelty.”

Finch thanked the team for allowing him to try out, in particular “Melvin” for showing him the slide (a phenomenon, he said, unknown in the Himalayas), and apologized to catcher Ronn Reynolds for brutalizing his glove hand.

He then gave a gallant wave and walked away, very much alone.


25 posted on 04/01/2015 6:09:16 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Islam is the military wing of the Communist party.)
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