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Trump's Comb-Over? There are Worse!
Reaganite Republican ^
| 09 September 2015
| Reaganite Republican
Posted on 09/09/2015 9:46:59 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
Actually, Trump's comb-over is a marvel of hair engineering-
a complex, lattice-like affair involving advanced design/materials consisting of multiple alternate layers of hair planks and lacquer... kind of like how they make a fiberglass boat, no wonder it's durability is legendary.
Hey, the guy builds skyscrapers for a living-- probably had one of his engineers do the CAD/CAM model so they could test the structural rigidity:
Basically, he's just trying to maintain the same hairstyle he sported from the 1980s (most people stick with a certain look after some point) back when
The Donald still had a more full head of hair. And as a guy starting to thin a bit myself, I can sympathize-- you just keep wondering at what point you'll 'declare bankruptcy' and shave it all off.
But while Trump clearly isn't ready to throw-in-the-towel yet -and neither am I- as far as combovers go, his is actually downright respectable...
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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: combover; hair; haircut; rino; trump
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To: AdvisorB; ken5050; sten; paythefiddler; gattaca; bayliving; SeminoleCounty; chesley; Vendome; ...
To: Reaganite Republican
To: Reaganite Republican
It is the best comb over I’ve ever seen I have to tell you.
It’s a fantastic, terrific comb over. Beautiful.
What it really is is a golden crown made of golden hair!
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posted on
09/09/2015 9:50:48 AM PDT
by
chris37
(Heartless)
To: Reaganite Republican
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posted on
09/09/2015 9:53:11 AM PDT
by
Abathar
(Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
To: Reaganite Republican
Trump has a comb over. Obviously this means that Yeb! is the better candidate.
[/yawn]
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posted on
09/09/2015 9:53:28 AM PDT
by
MeganC
(The Republic of The United States of America: 7/4/1776 to 6/26/2015 R.I.P.)
To: Snickering Hound
I love it!!! And so will my wife...
LOLOL
To: Abathar
Will be borrowing this... heh!
To: Reaganite Republican
Is the theft of a theft really a theft? :)
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posted on
09/09/2015 9:56:33 AM PDT
by
Abathar
(Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
To: Reaganite Republican
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posted on
09/09/2015 9:56:33 AM PDT
by
HangnJudge
(Cthulhu for President, why vote for a lesser Evil)
To: Reaganite Republican
I don’t care if he wears a mohawk, he is speaking the truth which is in short supply these days.
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posted on
09/09/2015 9:59:41 AM PDT
by
dainbramaged
(Get out of my country now)
To: chris37
Well you know Trump, he just put the right people on it
To: Reaganite Republican
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posted on
09/09/2015 10:02:46 AM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: Reaganite Republican
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posted on
09/09/2015 10:05:53 AM PDT
by
chris37
(Heartless)
To: Reaganite Republican
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posted on
09/09/2015 10:07:44 AM PDT
by
John W
(Less Than Two Years of ISIS Best Friend Left)
To: Reaganite Republican
That's all BS…
The Donald sports a Mullet….
Just like the Spartans
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posted on
09/09/2015 10:07:57 AM PDT
by
spokeshave
(If an illegal alien is undocumented immigrant a drug dealer is an unlicensed pharmacist)
To: Reaganite Republican
For truly bad combovers, go to Capitol Hill, the Senate is full of them.
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posted on
09/09/2015 10:08:44 AM PDT
by
W.
(Get a rope. Now.)
To: tumblindice
Traficant’s “real” hair doesn’t look much worse.
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posted on
09/09/2015 10:09:12 AM PDT
by
Leep
(Cut the crap!)
To: Reaganite Republican
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To: chris37
“To: Reaganite Republican
It is the best comb over I’ve ever seen I have to tell you.
It’s a fantastic, terrific comb over. Beautiful.
What it really is is a golden crown made of golden hair!”
Are you talking about the cat?
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posted on
09/09/2015 10:20:41 AM PDT
by
flaglady47
(TRUMP ROCKS)
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