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Muslim Refugee Rampages and European Mental Confusion Continue [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 Jan 2016 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/24/2016 8:48:27 AM PST by John Semmens

In France, Muslim migrants burned down the refugee shelters that the French government spent 20 million euros to build for them. The humanitarian gesture of providing migrants with proper beds, showers, electricity and heating was spurned by ungrateful refugees as "far below the accommodations kafirs are obliged to provide us," according to an immigrant from Africa. "The so-called housing is dormitories. We demand private apartments with big-screen TVs, wifi, and all the normal standards enjoyed by the dhimmis."

In Saxony, Germany, Muslim immigrants showed their dissatisfaction with government efforts to accommodate them by masturbating into a jacuzzi and defecating into a swimming pool. This is in addition to the sexual harassment that is becoming a routine part of the immigration experience for German females. In Munich, a pair of young girls were groped at a local pool by a gang of Syrian and Afghan asylum seekers. The offenders were released by police because, according to the Merkel government "it is not our prerogative to impose European cultural standards on our Muslim guests."

Meanwhile, Sweden, which has seen its share of crude and threatening behavior from its contingent of Muslim immigrants, has called for an investigation of Israelis' killing of knife-wielding assassins for what Swedish Foreign Minister Margot Wallstrom characterized as "extrajudicial executions. Just because someone tries to stab you doesn't give you the right to shoot them." Wallstrom brushed off the Israeli self-defense argument saying, "since when do two wrongs make a right?"

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=192191.0


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KEYWORDS: barbarism; europe; muslims; satire

1 posted on 01/24/2016 8:48:27 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Rapefugees

Don’t import more of this, Britain!

May be time for the Royal Navy to assert itself with more force in the channel.


2 posted on 01/24/2016 8:51:37 AM PST by VanDeKoik
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To: John Semmens

You have apparently abandoned satire and are now simply reporting the news. Because this is exactly what is happening.

Google “migrants burn refugee camps” and you get multiple hits referring to multiple camps in multiple countries. The Swedes really are attacking Israelis for defending themselves against knife attacks. “Refugees” really are rioting in every country that has allowed them entrance. And their governments really are blaming their own citizens for the riots. And fully intend to admit even more “refugees”.

Europe is self-destructing. If a million man army carrying rifles turned up on their doorstep, they would know what to do. But a million man army has crossed over their borders without rifles, and the Europeans have no idea what to do about it, and no idea what has just hit them... though they are finding out day by day.


3 posted on 01/24/2016 8:57:27 AM PST by marron
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To: marron

They offer their women as to divert them while they hide under their desks.


4 posted on 01/24/2016 9:12:26 AM PST by Goreknowshowtocheat
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To: John Semmens

I can’t read this. How can satire of that situation be any more satirical than the reality is?


5 posted on 01/24/2016 9:13:52 AM PST by uncitizen
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To: John Semmens

It is time for all young adults of both genders, (any other definitions of homo sapiens need not apply), who see their European nation of birth going to the dogs, to form ranks five deep, three with ballpeen hammers and good Nordic shields of modern design, the last two with Zulu assegais, and march through the streets of their towns, reclaiming Europe for Europeans.

(ya’s t’ot d’at ah wuz gonna say sumptin’ ‘bout ‘dem gunz, dint ya’s?)


6 posted on 01/24/2016 10:15:23 AM PST by Terry L Smith
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