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1 posted on 03/16/2016 9:36:58 AM PDT by w1n1
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Night of the Living Moose


2 posted on 03/16/2016 9:38:32 AM PDT by Flick Lives (One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast. -- Heinlein)
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Mange, among other things. Just kill it.


3 posted on 03/16/2016 9:38:49 AM PDT by rey
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Instead of brains, it wants your sister.


5 posted on 03/16/2016 9:40:18 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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moose can’t get frostbite?.... it looks like his back got snow-covered one night and froze up hard


9 posted on 03/16/2016 9:43:51 AM PDT by tophat9000 (King G(OP)eorge III has no idea why the Americans are in rebellion... teach him why)
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Space aliens.


12 posted on 03/16/2016 9:51:15 AM PDT by PAR35
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Are moose like polar bears in having black skin?


14 posted on 03/16/2016 9:56:08 AM PDT by piasa
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Looks like it’s holding its weight well- not emaciated.


15 posted on 03/16/2016 9:57:12 AM PDT by piasa
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Do Moose get mange? Sure looks like it to me.


16 posted on 03/16/2016 9:58:52 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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To: w1n1

THE WALKING MOOSE


18 posted on 03/16/2016 10:15:47 AM PDT by Patriot Babe
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We need to send Daryl and his crossbow to Alaska.


20 posted on 03/16/2016 10:28:43 AM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (Hey, GOPe.....Trump 2016. Because f___ you.)
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He must've been bitten by a possessed Moose.


21 posted on 03/16/2016 10:30:51 AM PDT by Cvengr ( Adversity in life & death is inevitable; Stress is optional through faith in Christ.)
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The hide on a moose is like one of those really thick brown mud rugs you buy to put in front of your front door. Many years ago in Alaska i shot one while hunting, if i ever had to do it again i will bring along a portable sawzall. You can barely cutbit with even a serrated knife.


22 posted on 03/16/2016 10:47:19 AM PDT by Daniel Ramsey (You don't have to like Trump, his enemies certainly don't.)
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A zombie moose once bit my undead sister.


23 posted on 03/16/2016 10:53:22 AM PDT by DannyTN
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Møøse ůnpïng.
28 posted on 03/16/2016 1:56:52 PM PDT by To Hell With Poverty (Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. ~ JFK ~)
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Quick ! Call Rick & Daryl . . . THEY know how to handle this !!


29 posted on 03/16/2016 3:09:29 PM PDT by snooter55 (People may doubt what you say, but they will always believe what you do)
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Hey Rocky watch me pull a rabid out of my hat...


30 posted on 03/16/2016 5:46:48 PM PDT by Molon Labbie (Prep. Now. Live Healthy, take your Shooting Iron daily.)
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Zombie moose bites kan be really nasty!

DANG!


32 posted on 03/16/2016 8:07:32 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Stick a fork in America; she's done.)
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