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DUmmie FUnnies 12-20-16 (Berserk DUmmies Want $$$$ to Stop Trump)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 20, 2016 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/20/2016 10:34:24 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Despite the pleadings of President Jed Bartlet, the Electoral College actually showed a net GAIN for Donald Trump over Hillary Clinton. As a result, the DUmmies have melted down even more than previously. They are in flat out BERSERK mode. Not only that they are demanding money for an effort to continue stopping Trump as you can see in their deranged thread, I don't f***ing care where the money comes from - as long as it's legal. We are at war with the GOP. As you will see deranged DUmmies are also very FUnnie DUmmies. So let us watch the DUmmies in going full out BERSERK in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the next 8 years of DUmmie angst looks to be quite hilarious, is in the [brackets]:

I don't f***ing care where the money comes from - as long as it's legal. We are at war with the GOP

[Why don't you check with Skinner? Perhaps he can turn you on to some Clinton Cash.]

for the future of democracy, and that will take EVERY legal tool/weapon at our disposal.

[That's for the public record. In reality this DUmmie would have absolutely NO problem with taking illegal bucks.]

I want legions of lawyers, ones who will use every trick in the book.

[So how did that Faithless Electors trick work out for you?]

I want private detectives if we need them.

[Sherlock Holmes doesn't do idiotic politics.]

I don't f***ing care if the money for it comes from Soros, Gates, "Big pharma," or whatever.

[How about Koch Bros?]

I don't f***ing care if it's 'tainted' with corporations. We are not, repeat NOT going to win this thing on $25 donations, especially if people at risk aren't going to have it to spare under Trump.

[Inflation. Not long ago you were just $10 away from stopping Donald Trump.]

If we unilaterally disarm financially out of 'disgust' we will lose this country. Appearing to be an "oligarchy party" won't matter if we are under fascist leadership.

[Please report to your local Walmart detention center.]

As Barney Frank said of taking corporate money for his campaign, then passing regualtions on Wall Street, "Someone can take you to dinner, and you don't have to sleep with them, even if people think you did."

[Someone took Barney to dinner and franked him. And now to the other berserk DUmmies...]

there used to be some good Irish Democrats who got things done.

[Then they got honest jobs and became Republicans.]

I hope the Mark Cubans of the country will put their money where their mouths are. I can donate a few bucks here and there but nobody listens to a few bucks.

[I hate to break it to you but Mark Cuban is now making nice with Trump. Oh, and so is Carlos Slim.]

I am going to be majoring in forensic investigation. I will use whatever tools are at our disposal to be able to fight GOP corruption.

[CSI DUmmieland.]

There are plenty of examples of someone outspending their opponent and losing.

[Case in point: 2016 election when Hillary spent over double that of Trump and still LOST.]

It is a depressing night tonight, with the EC votes in. Next month it begins with the probable fascist state.

[The party begins 1/20.]

By less than 80,000 votes in the Electoral College. If Comey hadn't dropped his two letter bombs she would have won.

[Or if Wikileaks weren't released. Or if Hillary didn't campaign on a vacation schedule. Or if she had at least visited Wisconsin. Or if she didn't insult working class voters with glitterati showbiz performers on stage with her. Or if.....]

It doesn't matter what you bring to a "gunfight" if you can't find your butt with two hands.

[That sounds like a requirement for becoming a registered DUmmie.]

Where do you stand on setting people up with hookers?

[Market rate in Venezuela is only 100,000 Bolivars a pop. Cheap!]


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Previously I stated that one of the fringe benefits of reading the DUmmie FUnnies is finding out about the BEST coupon deals. Well, today your big problem might be last minute Christmas shopping. No problem. I found the perfect gift for you to pick up at a steep discount of $50 off. In fact, I ordered one myself yesterday for pickup today at Staples for my sister-in-law who wants to print out coupons. It is the HP OfficeJet 3833 All-in-One Printer. Print, Copy, Scan, & FAX. Only $29.99. You just order online and pick up at your nearest Staples store the next day as I will be doing later today. Details and link are HERE
1 posted on 12/20/2016 10:34:24 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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Where’s Bev Harris and her uncanny financing schemes when they need her?! LOL


2 posted on 12/20/2016 10:35:46 AM PST by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 12/20/2016 10:36:40 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Glenn Beck is one Blood Bucket shy of the Funny Farm)
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Sadly #4. I need to get a life.


4 posted on 12/20/2016 10:37:38 AM PST by Mercat (Men never do evil so fully and cheerfully as when they do it out of conscience.” (Blaise Pascal))
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Wow. I don’t even need a printer and I want to buy it.


5 posted on 12/20/2016 10:42:04 AM PST by Mercat (Men never do evil so fully and cheerfully as when they do it out of conscience.” (Blaise Pascal))
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To: Mercat

I made the top 10.


6 posted on 12/20/2016 10:46:56 AM PST by rdl6989
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To: Mercat

Well, I also put it up because I am sure a lot of you need last minute gift ideas and don’t want to spend a lot of time shopping.


7 posted on 12/20/2016 10:46:59 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Glenn Beck is one Blood Bucket shy of the Funny Farm)
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[Please report to your local Walmart detention center.]

An oldie but a goodie, I had almost forgot about their Walmart conspiracy theory.

8 posted on 12/20/2016 10:49:15 AM PST by rdl6989
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To: rockrr

The Dummies are trying to figure out if they are a Hillary worshipping cult or a “big tent” Democratic forum allowing a variety of points of view (within the limits of the social justice warrior code, of course).

The cult members can be identified by their Hillary pictures as icons and their use of the word Putin and Russia in every other sentence.

This could be bloody. :-)


9 posted on 12/20/2016 10:49:38 AM PST by cgbg (Pedophiles--the siren is wailing--incoming!)
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To: Mercat

You could always just send HP a check for $100 and skip the running-out-of-ink-and-buying-overpriced-cartridges-til-you-finally-say-screw-it-and-pay-$10-to-recycle-the-damn-thing part.


10 posted on 12/20/2016 10:50:00 AM PST by bigbob (We have better coverage than Verizon - Can You Hear Us Now?)
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Ah, and that’s where cartridge coupons come into play.


11 posted on 12/20/2016 10:54:22 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Glenn Beck is one Blood Bucket shy of the Funny Farm)
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We lost the Presidency, the House, the Senate and have gotten killed at the state level. Something with our messaging isn't resonating with a large part of the country.

This from a poster named Ace over at Dummieland. Maybe he is on to something!

12 posted on 12/20/2016 10:57:28 AM PST by tapatio (In memory of my Dad 5-27-26 2-4-2010 and Mom 4-20-26 12-8-2012)
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13 posted on 12/20/2016 11:00:02 AM PST by eaglestar
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Such good sports. Why didn’t we do this in 2008? Play fair; lose; riot.


14 posted on 12/20/2016 11:01:13 AM PST by Buttons12
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It doesn't matter what you bring to a "gunfight" if you can't find your butt with two hands.

Kewpie worthy!? :)

15 posted on 12/20/2016 11:01:20 AM PST by luvie (There is no global anthem, no global citizenship. We pledge allegiance to one country, America.)
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To: bigbob

I’ll just get Brother printers.

HP is a company that I despise. Poorly made products and drivers that are mostly bloatware.


16 posted on 12/20/2016 11:10:57 AM PST by wally_bert (I didn't get where I am today by selling ice cream tasting of bookends, pumice stone & West Germany)
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They will have to wait for a few welfare checks to arrive or work up the courage to go upstairs and “borrow” a few bucks from Mom and Dad. Jill Stein already conned them out of months of pot money.


17 posted on 12/20/2016 11:11:58 AM PST by Mad_as_heck (The MSM - America's (domestic) public enemy #1.)
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To: PJ-Comix

We sort of called off the gift giving this year. We’re doing a white elephant exchange and eating lots of food and I’m going to church. That’s enough.


18 posted on 12/20/2016 11:15:18 AM PST by Mercat (Men never do evil so fully and cheerfully as when they do it out of conscience.” (Blaise Pascal))
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To: PJ-Comix

Which one is Mark Levin?

Merry Christmas


19 posted on 12/20/2016 11:24:12 AM PST by bray (The Silent Majority ROARED)
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I understand Jill Stein has a few million squirreled away from aborted recounts. Perhaps she’d be willing to share with the class?

Bahahahahhahahaa!


20 posted on 12/20/2016 11:57:01 AM PST by kingu (Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
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