Sorry about the graphic language, but, I could not stand still and allow you to continue to be insulted.
That's okay, Sport! The very same phrase was running through my mind (and out of my mouth to my husband) the whole time.
I can handle the stupid flak, because I know what I'm talking about here, and I won't budge an inch on it. This is the very definition of "unreasonable search" as cited in the Fourth Amendment.