Posted on 05/31/2017 5:50:34 PM PDT by Dajjal
Every morning I wake up before 5am Eastern and switch on the TV to watch the early version of ″Fox & Friends″. Aside from enjoying my breakfast with the lovely Heather Childress, I learn what the ′Big News′ item is for the day ahead. The big topic this morning was a Midnight tweet on Twitter by President Donald Trump. The story is that he allegedly misspelled the word ′coverage′ when he wrote ′covfefe′ instead in a tweet about the negative press. As a Shaolin Master Abbott of the Temple of Trump Fu, I saw the true purpose of the use of this word. For starters, coverage has 8 letters while covfefe has only 7. Buddha Trump, once again, demonstrated the power of Trump Fu, as #covfefe became the rage and dominated social media. Even Jimmy Kimmel tweeted his feeling of shame in knowing that he could never equal our great master, Buddha Trump.
After some six hours, President Donald Trump took down the tweet of ′covfefe′, having proven his power over social media. This is just part of the power of Trump Fu. A martial art very adaptable to defeating political opponents, as well as disarming the Fake News Media. For example, one style of Trump Fu, the Sean Spicer Podium Grip, will completely overwhelm any moronic Fake News journalist who keeps asking the same stupid question over and over again. So how does ′covfefe′ play into Trump Fu?
Those familiar with the Frank Herbert Sci-Fi novel, ″DUNE″, may recall the ′Weirding Way′. A method of using sound in combat. Indeed, in the novel, the hero′s name, Muad′Dib, became a ′killing word′. We saw from early in the 2016 campaign how Buddha Trump used words to crush his enemies. Some examples of this include ′low energy′ when describing Jeb Bush, or Lyin′ Ted and Crooked Hillary. Even some of Buddha Trump′s passing remarks became powerful weapons of Trump Fu. Such as during one of the final debates when he blew away Hillary Clinton with a nonchalant, ″You′d be in jail.″
Buddha Trump′s extraordinary skill and technique of Trump Fu is such that he no longer needs any physical contact to crush and disable his opponents. Just as we see in the classic martial art film, ″The 36th Chamber of Shaolin″, the 35th Chamber of the Shaolin style of Kung Fu enabled the Master Abbot to fling his opponent dozens of feet away simply by raising his palms against the opponent. You ″Star Wars″ fans may interpret this as a sign of ′The Force′.
So what does ′covfefe′ mean? Does it matter? Of course not! As an old Shaolin proverb goes, ″The beggar in the marketplace is blind to all except the song of the nightingale.″ President Donald Trump used the word covfefe to demonstrate his ability to dominate social media. The definition of covfefe is, in itself, a demonstration that our great master, Buddha Trump, is all powerful. Covfefe is just a sample from the stream of consciousness needed by those who practice the Art of Trump Fu. Despite all attempts by the Fake News Media to rule in this war of words, Buddha Trump and Trump Fu rules!
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It means "Look! Squirrel!" in Atlantian.
cobalt plus vanadium plus iron plus iron
What do I have?
“Covfefe” is code for “Pepe Lives.”
An anonymous source told me it was Klingon for “Lock her up!”.
Iron-cobalt-vanadium alloy
US 6685882 B2
BACKGROUND OF THE INVENTION
1. Field of the Invention
This invention relates to high temperature, high strength magnetic alloys with high saturation magnetization useful for applications such as rotors, stators and/or magnetic bearings of an auxiliary power unit of an aircraft jet engine.
https://www.google.com/patents/US6685882
French for “Make America Great Again”
Even the SeeBS cesspool floater substituting for (replacing?) the fifth-column leftist media slut, Scott Pelley, reported on the “covfefe” controversy.
The media is succumbing to its Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Deep State cray computers are spitting out code on this as we post. N S A Utah on overload.
The riddle has been halfway deciphered by bill Mitchell...COV=City Of Villains ...fefe=party?...lol!
I think covfefe isa phone number: 268-3333.
Now, I have no idea which area code it describes.
It could be the Big Canoe Realty company in Georgia.
Or it could be the Andrews School in Hampton, Virginia.
Or maybe it is that dentist in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, or Fred and Hellen Turnbough in Searcy, Arkansas.
Dozens of other possibilities.
LMAO! Good one!
It’s the double Iron that knocks me off the elemental table trail.
I am getting a Va vanity license plate with COVFEFE on it.
All your covfefe are belong to us.
There was a recent innovation in steel production that would bring PA and WV roaring back to life, but I just can’t connect the iteration of FE.
President Trump is probly just as sick of auto-correct as the rest of us and this was his revenge. Come up with a word that will cause auto-correct to self-destruct.
What if cov = covalent?
If you decode the letters in COVFEFE into numbers it comes out to 315-22-6565 a social security number. But whose?
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