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To: Fiddlstix

> What is so offensive about a plant? <

Liberals can find something offensive about anything. Consider the apple tree. George Washington chopped one of those down. And George Washington owned slaves.

Therefore, an apple tree is a symbol of slavery. Anyone who owns an apple tree (or has a picture of one) supports slavery.


16 posted on 09/17/2017 8:59:35 PM PDT by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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To: Leaning Right

Don’t forget to ban the axe


57 posted on 09/17/2017 9:24:46 PM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98)""If the earth were flat, cats would have pushed everything over the edge by now")
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To: Leaning Right
< Consider the apple tree. George Washington chopped one of those down. And George Washington owned slaves. Therefore, an apple tree is a symbol of slavery. Anyone who owns an apple tree (or has a picture of one) supports slavery. >
I got one better. All the buildings put up by Donald Trump and his father Fred Trump have one thing in common, they each have a roof on top of them. The window licking retard who shot up the church in Charelston, SC and put up a selfie on FB waving a Confederate flag is named , Dylann ROOF. Ergo, the Trumps are racist. They really do think this way.
58 posted on 09/17/2017 9:24:53 PM PDT by Impala64ssa (Islamophobic? NO! IslamABHORic)
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To: Leaning Right

George Washington did the deed with an axe:

1) lumberjacks use axes to work on trees that are then turned into lumber to build houses. Therefore, all lumberjacks are racist and you cannot live is a wood house.
2) firemen use axes to put out house fires. Therefore all firemen are racist and you should not call the fire department if your house catches on fire.
3) arborist use axes to prune trees. Therefore all arborist are racist and you should not have any trees in your yard.

George Washington had false teeth.
Dentists make false teeth. Therefore all dentists are racist and you should never visit a dentist again.

This is fun!


83 posted on 09/17/2017 10:17:54 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: Leaning Right
"Consider the apple tree. George Washington chopped one of those down."

Are you certain that wasn't a Cherry tree?

101 posted on 09/18/2017 1:01:47 AM PDT by TXnMA (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! REPEAT San Jacinto!!!)
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