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If Democrats Didn’t Exist, We Wouldn’t Want to Invent Them
DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon

Posted on 03/03/2018 5:14:19 AM PST by EyesOfTX

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends)

Tired of all this Winning yet? – The Daily Caller reports that, in the cable news ratings race, fake news king CNN did not have a single program in its entire lineup that ranked among the top 20 during the month of February. When the bad guys are losing, the country is #Winning.

They call it the Yu Darvish 2-inning start bug. – The Los Angeles Dodgers reported that a “flu-like” illness that was causing fevers and vomiting had ravaged dozens of their players Thursday evening, causing Manager Dave Roberts to scramble to find enough players to man the team’s spring training game on Friday. No word if the flu struck after the team had re-watched film of Game 7 of last year’s World Series against the Houston Astros, but it seems likely.

RINOs in action. – Arizona Senator Jeff Flake, of course appearing on CNN, told his fake interviewer David Axelrod that he fully expects President Trump to have a Republican primary challenger in the 2020 race for the GOP nomination. The Hill, which is fast becoming the web-based fake news challenger to CNN, thought this was newsworthy, which is almost inexplicable given that Flake announced his retirement late last year because his public approval rating in his home state was hovering in the low teens.

Justice Department leaks move into the theater of the absurd. – The New York Times, Washington Post and Associated Press all “broke” a story on Friday asserting that former FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe will be accuse of making improper leaks by Inspector General Michael Horowitz in his report to be released in the coming days. The “sources” of those stories were – guess what? – improper leaks by personnel within the Justice Department and/or the FBI. It is highly doubtful any of the liberals at any of those fake news organizations are self-aware enough to understand the high degree of humor and irony present in this situation.

Speaking of theater of the absurd, PJ Media reports that the Obama holdovers at the Library of Congress have invited freaking Bill Nye the Science Guy to speak at a symposium on how to protect our planet from an asteroid collision. I kid you not. Mr. Nye, an engineer who has posed as a scientist on television as a host of kid’s shows for 30 years, and more recently become a dedicated climate scammer because it pays better, will be on the agenda with a real scientist, astronomer Dr. Amy Mainzer. This is a disgrace, and the people who organized this program should be fired without severance pay.

Democrats in action. – Speaking of liberals with no sense of humor, the pinheads at Facebook issued an apology on Friday for threatening to censor a Christian satire site called the Babylon Bee. Facebook’s evil minions were acting on a tip from their fellow humorless liberal evil minions at the “fact-checking” Snopes website, which had flagged the Babylon Bee as being “fake news.” Well, of course it’s fake news, you mindless simpletons – it’s SATIRE. Dear God, people.

More Democrats in action. – Tamika Mallory, who, along with radical Islamist Linda Sarsour was one of the main organizers of the 2017 “women’s march”, came under fire on Friday for having attended a speech by the heinous anti-semite bigot Louis Farrakhan. She naturally defended herself by…wait for it… endorsing anti-semite hate speech on Twitter. I swear I don’t make this stuff up.

Still more Democrats in action. – But hey, you’ll have to excuse Ms. Mallory and other Democrat voters for their bigotry. After all, they’re just emulating their elected leaders. Take Chuck Schumer for example. On Wednesday, Schumer announced in the well of the U.S. Senate that he was voting against confirmation of a Trump judicial nominee for the simple reason that he is white. Oh, he put all sorts of flowery liberal “need for diversity, yada yada yada, blah-blah-blah” rhetoric around it, but there is no escaping the fact that it was a stunningly racist statement. But it’s always been ok for Democrats to be racist; otherwise, we’d have never had the Ku Klux Klan.

Just another day in absurd Democrat theater America.

That is all.

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: fakenews; fbi; trump; trumpwinsagain

1 posted on 03/03/2018 5:14:19 AM PST by EyesOfTX
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To: EyesOfTX
"If Democrats Didn’t Exist, We Wouldn’t Want to Invent Them"

What a powerful observation and statement!!!!

2 posted on 03/03/2018 5:20:33 AM PST by Maudeen (Jesus is the Answer . . . Now What is the Question?)
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To: EyesOfTX

God gave us Demonicrats so that we wouldn’t forget how to use the gallows.


3 posted on 03/03/2018 5:21:52 AM PST by Carl Vehse
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To: EyesOfTX

Who is funding CNN? It is not a news station.


4 posted on 03/03/2018 5:22:52 AM PST by FreedBird (C)
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To: FreedBird

CNN is owned by Time-Warner. It is an unreported ongoing campaign contribution to the Democrat Party.

When someone pays for cable/sat TV or goes to movies, or even buys any DC Comics products, CNN is supported.


5 posted on 03/03/2018 5:41:03 AM PST by jjotto ("Ya could look it up!")
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To: EyesOfTX

Any spot on the political spectrum has room on the left and the right. The goal should be to move the midpoint.


6 posted on 03/03/2018 5:47:18 AM PST by Lisbon1940 (No full-term Governors (at the time of election!)
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To: Carl Vehse

“God gave us Demonicrats so that we wouldn’t forget how to use the gallows.”

I’d upgrade to the guillotine for dimbulbcrat politicians and the heads of Google/etc. Rusty unsharpened blades.


7 posted on 03/03/2018 5:51:11 AM PST by Da Coyote
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To: Da Coyote
“God gave us Demonicrats so that we wouldn’t forget how to use the gallows.”

Da Coyote @7: I’d upgrade to the guillotine for dimbulbcrat politicians and the heads of Google/etc. Rusty unsharpened blades.

Too much cleanup between uses. The rope can easily and quickly be reused so that Justice is not kept waiting.

8 posted on 03/03/2018 6:00:19 AM PST by Carl Vehse
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To: EyesOfTX

If the Democrats had not infiltrated and taken over the GOP we would have an opposition party.


9 posted on 03/03/2018 6:26:01 AM PST by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizen Means Born Here of Citizen Parents__Know Islam, No Peace-No Islam, Know Peace)
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To: EyesOfTX

Flake was auditioning for a job as a CNN Fake News Contributor. He may have nailed down the job.


10 posted on 03/03/2018 6:32:14 AM PST by txrefugee
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To: EyesOfTX

It’s a question of balance of conservative elements to secure growth of the species and liberal elements to allow for adaptation to our planet in future times.


11 posted on 03/03/2018 8:14:38 AM PST by RideForever
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To: Lisbon1940
The goal should be to move the midpoint.

No, one size doesn't fit all. People that live in cities own very little personally and live a communal lifestyle where most property is shared. There are many rules to follow, few freedoms allowed, and a heavy handed and expensive government is required to make it work. There are too many crazy people in close proximity for gun ownership. In the countryside it is all the reverse. They don't need big expensive government and don't want it.

An economies of scale graph is a curve rather than a straight line. Currently cities are much more expensive to live in indicating they are well past the peak of maximum economy. The peak of the curve is currently somewhere in the suburbs. New technologies such as computers/internet/cell phones/self-driving cars/robotics, all falling in price about 10% per year, are pushing the peak towards the exburbs.

We need to move away from middle-of-the-road one-size-fits-all solutions. It is bad government at its worst. What works in the city communes does not make any sense for people that live in normal America.

12 posted on 03/03/2018 9:12:23 AM PST by Reeses (A journey of a thousand miles begins with a government pat down.)
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To: EyesOfTX

We invented Darth Vader, Hannibal Lecter, Michael Myers, and the Joker. We would certainly invent democrats too . . . to scare those few people who could suspend their disbelief in something so absurdly insane.


13 posted on 03/03/2018 1:38:07 PM PST by Pollster1 ("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
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To: All

Tee shirt slogan for sure.

“If Democrats Didn’t Exist, We Wouldn’t Want to Invent Them”


14 posted on 03/07/2018 6:26:24 AM PST by Liz ((Our side has 8 Trillion bullets;the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.))
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To: EyesOfTX

Diversity is becoming one of the most hated words in the English language b/c of idiots like Chuck Schumer who voted voting against confirmation of a Trump judicial nominee b/c he is white...then whined about about “diversity.”


15 posted on 03/07/2018 6:34:57 AM PST by Liz ((Our side has 8 Trillion bullets;the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.))
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