Skip to comments.Are You a Democrat, a Republican or a Marine?
Posted on 05/12/2018 8:18:23 AM PDT by Oldpuppymax
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge rusty knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you yelling allah akbar!
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
A Democrats Answer
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! What is a Kimber 1911 .45 ACP? Does the man look poor or oppressed? Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day. Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. I need to debate this with some friends at Starbucks for a few days and try to come to a consensus. This is all so confusing!
A Republican's Answer
A Marine's Answer
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click. (Sounds of reloading.)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Daughter: Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester silver tips or hollow points?
(Sounds of boot stomping on terrorists head)
THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!
Son: Dad, can I shoot the next one?
(Sound of K-Bar being unsheathed)
SLASH! SLASH! STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB! STAB!
Wife: You are not taking that to the taxidermist!
Share this with your favorite Democrat, Republican or a Marine!
I was thinking “Do I empty the magazine to make sure he’s dead or do I conserve ammunition in case he has buddies in the area?”
Wow, he has an India beauty mark now.
One shot, one kill.
Artillery: “Expend all ammo”
*Entire block is leveled*
“Urban renewal at it’s finest.”
Kid front Brooklyn: BANG! Damn. Should have also brought the baseball bat.
‘Scalp the little heathen!’
In the same vein, in this cultural war for the soul of America, are you a Leftist Traitor, a Freedom Fighter, a POW, or MIA?
A lot of people who are supposedly on the Right are POW’s or MIA’s.
Democrat Politician: Do you believe in hindsight that those techniques were immoral?
A few too many bangs - Only eight rounds per magazine.
Eh... none of the above for me. Kimber’s are overpriced and I’m not a fan of 45’s. But in the situation I have confidence that a couple of well placed rounds from my early 1980’s Colt Detective Spl (+P 158 gr hollow points) would settle the issue nicely.
Someone's been spying on me."
I shot Expert with .45 in the Army, if you need more than one round, back to the range.
Join the Marines. See the world. Meet interesting people and then kill them.
Better: one shot, two kills.
This joke is a joke. Try a (now-defunct) Para Ordnance P14-45 double-stack carry gun.
“BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click. (Sounds of reloading.) “
Dang! Is that the new 12 round Kimber in .45 ACP?
That’s a Kimber with a drum magazine or a Hollywood gun.
BTW - I counted the bangs also. Not sure if that is a blessing or a curse.
Careful, now, someone might accuse you of "cultural appropriation"!!
If you need more than one shot, empty the magazine into the terrorist for some real-world training. Then you'll shoot better on the next terrorist.
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