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20 lb. Bags of Poop, Pelosi, Feinstein, and Harris What do These Things Have in Common?
DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon

Posted on 07/03/2018 4:33:50 AM PDT by EyesOfTX

Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends)

CNN and MSNBC will demonize him for violating traffic laws.: Eric Trump caused panic among his Secret Service security detail on Monday when he rushed into New York City rush hour traffic to wave down a passing ambulance. He took this action in an attempt to aid a woman who had passed out near a train station. No word yet if Maxine Waters will now urge New York City’s drivers to run down anyone named Trump who rushes into a street to save a potentially dying woman, but it seems only a matter of time.

Hey, better late than never, right? – More than 7 months after he panicked global stock markets by rushing to air a completely false report claiming that Paul Manafort was rolling over on President Trump, ABC’s long-time fake reporter Brian Ross finally got his walking papers on Monday. The New York Post reports that Ross was allowed to resign by his ABC fake news masters, but in a clue that it wasn’t exactly voluntary, his long-time producer, Rhonda Schwartz, is also moving on to pursue – as they say in the corporate world – other opportunities.

Hey, don’t be sad, guys – you’ll fit right in over at MSNBC or the New York Times. Tons of “other opportunities” out there for news fakers these days.

After all, Ali Watkins, the NYTimes reporter who was sleeping with not one, but two staffers of the corrupt Senate Intelligence Committee in order to get scoops, still has her job. Chris Matthews, the fake host at MSNBC who has been accused by multiple women of creating a “hostile work environment” on the set of his daily show, still has his job. Joy Ann Reid, the fake MSNBC host who has been revealed to be a heinous gay basher, still has her job as well.

It may have taken ABC 7 long months to drum up some ethical standards, but there are plenty of fake news outlets out there that have no standards at all, so Ross and Schwartz won’t remain unemployed for long.

Speaking of the promiscuous Ali Watkins, we should also remember that the recent indictment of Senate Intel Staffer James Wolfe lists not one, but four fake news reporters to whom he was feeding classified information. While the indictment does not cite these reporters by name, it does provide a good deal of detail about their activities. Some independent investigators have concluded from these activities that the person identified as “reporter no. 4” in the indictment is very likely…wait for it…Brian Ross of ABC News.

So, there may be more – much more – the Brian Ross story than the world currently understands. We won’t know for sure unless and until Mr. Wolfe goes to trial. Somebody pass me the popcorn.

If you want to witness a post-apocalyptic world, you don’t need Netflix – just take a vacation to San Francisco. – SFGate has a report this morning that someone deposited a 20-lb. bag of human waste on a street corner in the city’s “tenderloin district” on Monday. Tellingly, a spokesperson for the city’s Public Works Department commented that, thanks to the new city ordinance that allows urinating and defecation in public, reports of human waste on the streets are common. But the good news is that bags of this poundage are “not typical.”

Unfortunately, that particular qualifier implies that a bag filled with 20 lbs. of human waste on a city street corner is also not unprecedented. Can it really be any accident at all that Dianne Feinstein, Nancy Pelosi and Kamala Harris all hail from this particular city?

And speaking of Kamala Harris, the California Senator issued a tweet on Monday with the following statement: “As a career prosecutor, I actually went after gangs and transnational criminal organizations. That’s being a leader on public safety. What is not, is ripping babies from their mothers.”

Note to Sen. Harris: The phrase “ripping babies from their mothers” is probably not the best imagery for someone who is a rabid supporter of the Planned Parenthood abortion mills to use, on Twitter or anywhere else.

Every time you get to thinking you can’t possibly think any worse of Barack Obama, he turns to Michelle and says “hold my beer.” – It turns out that the act of loading up several cargo planes with $1.7 billion in cash and shipping them over to Tehran was just not quite enough mendacity for Barack Obama to commit while he was giving away the world in his “negotiations” with the Mullahs.

Thanks to Fox News, we now learn that the blessedly former President also summarily granted U.S. citizenship to no fewer than 2,500 friends and relatives of Iranian public officials as he and John Kerry desperately tried to get a deal in place throughout 2015. The source for this claim is one Hojjat al-Islam Mojtaba Zolnour, chairman of Iran’s parliamentary nuclear committee. Given the scope and scale of the myriad un-American actions undertaken by Obama and his band of evil minions during the darkest 8 years in U.S. history, there is no reason at all to disbelieve Mr. Zolnour.

Naturally, both Mr. Obama and Mr. Kerry are not commenting on the matter.

Just another day in the scope of Obama mendacity just keeps growing America.

That is all.

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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: brianross; citizenship; fakenews; iran; irandeal; mediabias; obama; presstitutes; trump; trumpwinsagain
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1 posted on 07/03/2018 4:33:50 AM PDT by EyesOfTX
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To: EyesOfTX

Duh! They all stink.


2 posted on 07/03/2018 4:35:33 AM PDT by deweyfrank (Nobody's Perfect)
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To: EyesOfTX

San Fecal-crisco


3 posted on 07/03/2018 4:38:05 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you)
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To: EyesOfTX

Quadruplets ?


4 posted on 07/03/2018 4:39:54 AM PDT by layman (Card Carrying Infidel)
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To: layman

Hah! I see what ya did there...


5 posted on 07/03/2018 4:50:54 AM PDT by Basket_of_Deplorables (Donate to Mike Flynn's legal fund: https://mikeflynndefensefund.org/)
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To: EyesOfTX
20 lb. Bags of Poop, Pelosi, Feinstein, and Harris – What do These Things Have in Common?

And the DIFFERENCE is that 20 lbs of poop has some redeeming social value.

6 posted on 07/03/2018 4:53:58 AM PDT by Carl Vehse
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To: layman

As the sheep blindly follow them down the drain.


7 posted on 07/03/2018 4:58:06 AM PDT by oldasrocks (rump)
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To: EyesOfTX

The difference is very subtle.


8 posted on 07/03/2018 5:10:30 AM PDT by Neoliberalnot (MSM is our greatest threat. Disney, Comcast, Google Hollywood, NYTimes, WaPo, CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC .)
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To: EyesOfTX

Like male queers, these politicians are all coprophiliacs.


9 posted on 07/03/2018 5:11:18 AM PDT by Neoliberalnot (MSM is our greatest threat. Disney, Comcast, Google Hollywood, NYTimes, WaPo, CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC .)
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To: EyesOfTX

They all smell the same, but the 20 lbs. of poop probably has a higher I.Q.


10 posted on 07/03/2018 5:17:55 AM PDT by GoldenPup
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To: EyesOfTX
"And speaking of Kamala Harris, the California Senator issued a tweet on Monday with the following statement: “As a career prosecutor, I actually went after gangs and transnational criminal organizations. That’s being a leader on public safety. What is not, is ripping babies from their mothers.”"

"Note to Sen. Harris: The phrase “ripping babies from their mothers” is probably not the best imagery for someone who is a rabid supporter of the Planned Parenthood abortion mills to use, on Twitter or anywhere else."

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...... well said.

11 posted on 07/03/2018 5:23:52 AM PDT by a little elbow grease (Zip ties and duct tape are far more productive than pussy hats and #metoo tweets)
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To: EyesOfTX

Of the four, I’d vote for the first one.

But, if the first one was not on the ballot but the other three were, I’d write in the first one.


12 posted on 07/03/2018 5:37:12 AM PDT by C210N (Republicans sign check fronts; 'Rats sign check backs.)
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To: EyesOfTX

“Can it really be any accident at all that Dianne Feinstein, Nancy Pelosi and Kamala Harris all hail from this particular city?”

Between those 3 harridans they easily yield 20 pounds of crap each day.


13 posted on 07/03/2018 5:45:09 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: EyesOfTX

I’d take 20lbs of Poop any day. Pelosi and Feinstein and Harris weigh 7 or 8 times as much.


14 posted on 07/03/2018 5:47:01 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (All I know is what I read in the papers.)
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To: EyesOfTX

You never see them in the same room at the same time?


15 posted on 07/03/2018 5:49:22 AM PDT by IronJack (A)
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To: EyesOfTX

Unfair question...too many similarities.


16 posted on 07/03/2018 6:05:00 AM PDT by the lone haranguer (All civilized men love peace, but all truly civilized men must despise pacifism.)
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To: EyesOfTX

Fertilizer is at least useful.


17 posted on 07/03/2018 6:19:22 AM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
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To: EyesOfTX
Hadn't heard this before:

Thanks to Fox News, we now learn that the blessedly former President also summarily granted U.S. citizenship to no fewer than 2,500 friends and relatives of Iranian public officials as he and John Kerry desperately tried to get a deal in place throughout 2015. The source for this claim is one Hojjat al-Islam Mojtaba Zolnour, chairman of Iran’s parliamentary nuclear committee. Given the scope and scale of the myriad un-American actions undertaken by Obama and his band of evil minions during the darkest 8 years in U.S. history, there is no reason at all to disbelieve Mr. Zolnour.

18 posted on 07/03/2018 6:22:01 AM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: EyesOfTX

The bag has more integrity.


19 posted on 07/03/2018 6:33:56 AM PDT by G Larry (There is no great virtue in bargaining with the Devil)
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To: EyesOfTX

It’s utterly unfair to include a bag of crap in that group.


20 posted on 07/03/2018 6:51:28 AM PDT by ManHunter (You can run, but you'll only die tired... Army snipers: Reach out and touch someone)
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