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To: OKSooner

A gang of rampaging mercenaries had invaded his village.

He walked up to them with two revolvers.

They looked at him.

A lizard started running across the street.

He shot it. They were impressed and left town peacefully.

No rapes, no murders.


12 posted on 07/14/2018 7:00:53 AM PDT by marktwain (President Trump and his supporters are the Resistance. His opponents are the Reactionaries.)
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To: marktwain
Well hey, what a cool guy, a hero in fact.

One would be sorry he didn't get the full initiation to Saint, if one were Catholic.

14 posted on 07/14/2018 7:13:56 AM PDT by OKSooner (Don't be a Fudd.)
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