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BREAKING: Democrat party officials invite Hillary Clinton to cocktails and dinner [trunc]
Twitter ^ | 10/20/18 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 10/20/2018 4:10:29 PM PDT by Duke C.

Full title: BREAKING: Democrat party officials invite Hillary Clinton to cocktails and dinner at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul.


TOPICS: Politics
KEYWORDS: coulter; coultertweet; satire
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To: Duke C.

Hillary will be leaving the Consulate at 8:15, 8:18, 8:22, 8:26, 8:28, 8:31 and 8:32 PM.


21 posted on 10/20/2018 5:19:17 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods (Stop The Madness. Do Not Respond To Vanity Posts.)
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To: Duke C.

Ann is nothing if not wicked.


22 posted on 10/20/2018 5:26:30 PM PDT by fhayek
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To: Duke C.

“cocktails and dinner at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul”

The new free helicopter ride.


23 posted on 10/20/2018 5:44:21 PM PDT by BeauBo
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To: Duke C.

I know it’s satire, but I picture a scene similar to the one in “Goodfellas”, where Joe Pesci walks into the house thinking he’s about to become a made man.


24 posted on 10/20/2018 5:49:18 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: Duke C.
i thought it was going to be for an intervention
25 posted on 10/20/2018 5:50:47 PM PDT by Chode ( WeÂ’re America, Bitch!)
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To: Duke C.

Don’t let her drink! She gets nasty and passes out when she drinks.

rwood


26 posted on 10/20/2018 6:11:36 PM PDT by Redwood71
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To: Duke C.

27 posted on 10/20/2018 6:38:23 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Democracy dies when Democrats refuse to accept the result of a democratic election they didn't win.)
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To: Duke C.

They have the new binford 5000 cankle saw they want to try out


28 posted on 10/20/2018 6:38:44 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom Hi Dad)
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To: Duke C.

LOL!


29 posted on 10/20/2018 6:38:48 PM PDT by samtheman (On to victory in November)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

I never tire of seeing this. Thanks for posting.


30 posted on 10/20/2018 6:40:29 PM PDT by samtheman (On to victory in November)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

I forgot about the time she went full open-jaw at the convention ... look at her eyes slew full left too.


31 posted on 10/20/2018 6:50:10 PM PDT by _Jim (Democrats create Mobs. Republicans create Jobs.)
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To: be-baw
I don’t find it particularly funny. It’s certainly not true.

There's nothing funny about murdering brave heroes like Khashoggi. I don't know why Khashoggi was a hero. I just know he was a hero.

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32 posted on 10/20/2018 6:53:59 PM PDT by Drew68 (Twitter @TheRealDrew68 https://twitter.com/TheRealDrew68)
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To: Drew68

Few people do sarcasm well, and you’re certainly not one of them.


33 posted on 10/20/2018 6:58:51 PM PDT by be-baw (still seeking...)
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To: Duke C.

That was bad, lol.

One of the bands I was in had a tradition of taking the guy they planned to fire out to lunch first. I suppose they felt it would soften the blow (or something). I sat through two of these lunches and wasn’t given warning what was up on either of them. Needless to say, they were extremely awkward events.

Eventually I was invited out to lunch myself. I passed...


34 posted on 10/20/2018 7:05:51 PM PDT by rockrr ( Everything is different now...)
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To: Duke C.
"Hiccup...you said I was invited for cocktails and cocktails, right?"


35 posted on 10/20/2018 7:52:40 PM PDT by moovova
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To: Duke C.
'What are you gonna to do with that bone saw?'

HRC

36 posted on 10/20/2018 7:55:56 PM PDT by JPG (MAGA)
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To: Duke C.

"Cocktails?   Enough about Bill already!   Let's talk about ME!!!"

- - - later - - -

"I Fall To Pieces"   (youtube music video link)

37 posted on 10/20/2018 8:06:46 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: Duke C.

“Democrat party officials invite Hillary Clinton to cocktails and dinner...”

And now can’t get her to leave.


38 posted on 10/20/2018 8:27:29 PM PDT by jughandle (Big words anger me, keep talking.)
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To: Duke C.

You forgot what was on the menu for dinner. It was “Camel au gratin, with Fava beans and a fine Chianti”.

The waiter asked Hillary how would she like her camel, “One hump or two”?

To which she replied, “I’ll take two. That’s one more hump than I got from Bill”.


39 posted on 10/20/2018 10:03:14 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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