[Haiku Guy]

It’s not a Red Tsunami

It’s the Red Tide.

Gentle. Inexorable. Lifting all boats.

[sjmjax]

It’s not a Red Tsunami It’s the Red Tide. Gentle. Inexorable. Lifting all boats.

Nice but I'd prefer the Red Tsunami.

Living in Florida, I've experienced the actual red tide multiple times. The term "Red Tide" doesn't exactly trigger a positive mental image [or smell].

[LonePalm]

You might like my parody, Red Tide Rising.

Laissez le bon Trump rouler!

WWG1WGA

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)