MOTUS Returns To Her Roots (and Butts)

MOTUS A.D. ^ | 11-13-18 | MOTUS

[NOBO2012]

Honestly, I didn’t want to know anything more about Michelle and Barack’s personal life. Butt there it is anyway, because you don’t get a $65 million book deal without a lot of promotion. And I sure didn’t want to post yet another photoshop of the world’s most fashion forward former FLOTUS butt again, there it is:

So thanks to Becoming Michelle, Elle and Robin Roberts we see and hear it all: from lust at first sight to marriage counseling:

Commenting on what she learned during marriage counseling years ago she said “what I learned about myself was that my happiness was up to me.” 

Isn’t that always the way when you’re married to a narcissist?

I won’t speculate on whether learning that her happiness was up to herself had anything to do with what she tells us next:

So, as her “sweet, attentive husband” worked at the state legislature, she was left 'largely on my own to manipulate my reproductive system into peak efficiency.'

OMG!

Michelle also revealed that she and former President Barack Obama 'had to do IVF' to conceive their daughters Sasha and Malia, now 17 and 20, explaining that, because of her age at the time, she was worried about being able to get pregnant naturally.

TMI!

I point out that her “age at the time” was 34, an age at which many modern women have just begun to think about starting a family and are not yet started worrying about getting pregnant naturally. Boy, “lust” sure isn’t what it used to be.

She also reveals how hurtful it was to her for people to portray her as an angry black woman during Barack’s presidential campaign over her comment –taken out of context of course – about being proud of her country for the first time in her adult life. And then she goes on to advise us that she gave Barack her blessing to run for president because she never thought he would win – she didn’t think the country was ready for a black president due to racism and bigotry. 

'I think I did what a lot of black folks were doin'. We were afraid to hope because it's hard to believe that the country that oppressed you could one day be led by you, you know?

First off, that sounds sort of angry to me. Secondly, the group that pedaled the “HOPE” banner to the rest of us was afraid to hope? At a minimum there’s something cynical about that.

Butt given that racist, bigoted America did elect a black man to be president – twice - are we good now?

And of course Michelle will never forgive Donald Trump for questioning Barack’s citizenship - and for beating Hillary:

'I will always wonder about what led so many women, in particular, to reject an exceptionally qualified female candidate and instead choose a misogynist as their president.

I wonder if she has any proof to back that up…about PDJT being a misogynist? Or about Hillary Clinton being exceptionally qualified.

“Why aren’t I 50 points ahead!?!”

And she has a final thought about our new FLOTUS. When asked if she thought Melania Trump, was doing a good job she simply said the two of them approached the role differently.  As do presidents. Some lean towards socialism, others don’t.

“the children are our future”

Butt here’s what Michelle gracefully said about Melania:

“You know, one of the things you learn as a former, it's, like, I don't judge, what a current is doin', you know?” 

Excellent advice, if not locution. Maybe she could pass that thought on to her husband and his friends.  

Feel free to consult the Daily Mail for even more nuggets of wisdom from our former FLOTUS. I’d advise against it however, life is fraught with enough hate.

Posted from: MOTUS A.D.

[C210N]

Boy, “lust” sure isn’t what it used to be.

Just putting the emphasis on 'boy', where it should be.

[SharpRightTurn]

Wasn’t it Moochelle’s husband who said “you can put lipstick on a pig but ....”?

[UCANSEE2]

SO.... why didn’t Michelle vote for Hillary when Hillary was running against a ‘man’(used loosely) named Barack Obama ?

On second thought, maybe Michelle considered Barry to be more of a ‘female’.

[ealgeone]

Wonder if she’s still proud of her country?

[I want the USA back]

She’s all over the media. Love and adoration from the sycophants. Disgust from me, as I turn off the TV.

[Slyfox]

“what I learned about myself was that my happiness was up to me.”

And all those taxpayer-funded vacays.

[ArtDodger]

The UK Daily Mail has been short stroking over this book for the last week, treating each statement as sweet nectar from the gods, sent down from Mt. Olympus on the winged feet of Hermes.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

[John S Mosby]

So, the “daughters” were created through the help of IVF, supposedly obamaumao and his “body man” at the time, collecting the “sample” at the bathhouse with rahm emmanuel assisting. All the while da baby momma was “tuning up” her “machinery”.

What kind of people are these? ms and mizzuz Robato. Thinking that Joan Rivers had it exactly right, aside from the fact that obamaumao’s “father” wasn’t his father (could NOT have been given the phenotype analysis done by experts— but likely the “son” of Frank Marshall Davis the porn writer marxist- who also became the lover/mentor for the boy obamaumao, thus warping his views and preferences forever).

Joan Rivers said clearly— (it’s not easy to find on the net, youtube erased it)— obamaumao is queer and moochelle is a tranny— everyone in hollywood knows it, what’s wrong with you people?” After which, some think, she was ... killed intentionally.

There is this extremely humorous video from the Trump inauguration: https://www.paypal.com/signin?country.x=US&locale.x=en_US

[SMARTY]

I don’t think Big Mo has anything to teach our FLOTUS...besides, I see the Big Mo costume party isn’t over yet.