We make the liberals in my family sit at the kiddie table.
How to ruin a holiday in ONE easy lesson.
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Will these people ever understand that there is a time and a place to leave their politics out of it? Can’t talk about the weather anymore, can’t talk about football anymore, can’t talk about sex anymore, it’s all subject to their draconian set of arbitrary rules designed to favor their constituencies. Sick of it.
I don't believe that people should be given special benefits because of the color of their skin. That's one reason I didn't vote for Obama; and would never vote for Elizabeth Warren.
I have been called a racist.
Do people of color ever tell jokes about people not of color or use racist/derogatory terms like honkie, whitie, gringo (hatefully), etc? Do they sit around the table and caution each other not to do that?
I once asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!”
I said, “Wow!”
Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”
Easy, tell them about the Democrat Party’s history of systemic racism in America:
*Slavery
*Jim Crow Segregation Laws
*The KKK
*Japanese internment camps
*Voting against the ‘64 CRA
*Voting against the ‘65 VRA
*Celebrating racists as mentors and role models (Margaret Sanger and Dem Sen. Robert Byrd)
This should take you well into dessert!
How it would fly at a real family dinner is something the author of this piece will never know. These are fantasy dialogues. Ideological porn if you will.
Just don’t have it in me anymore to sit at a table with stupid libs. Would rather take a hike at the beach, watch a game in peace and drink beer and eat chicken or oysters.
We won’t discuss racism, we will talk abut family and traditions and enjoy a great meal. On a scale of 0-10 racism ranks -10 on our agenda.
Pretty sure the great economy will come up after 8 years of Obama recession. Now that’s something to give thanks to.
Democrats segregate everyone into their respective races.
Racists!
Good grief. I’m thankful this Thanksgiving that she’s not part of my family.
“Dammit, Jack! Asians are more racist than Hispanics and you know it!”
“Paul, sit down, son! Jack already said that Asians are up there with whites on the list! He was only talking about transgender Asians!”
“I don’t think we are racist at all, dad.”
“Shut up, Mary Lou, all white people are so racist we don’t even know we are racist!”
“Honey, that is not true. If you are well informed, you learn how racist we are!”
“Bwack pepo can’t be wasist, wight, daddy?”
“Look, I know you’re my brother but we will have to disagree, Paul. Latinos are more racist than Asians!”
“I don’t know why I even come to these holidays any more! You all are such idiots!’
F off. I’ll raise my family as I see fit.
She lost me in the first paragraph when she held up Angela Davis as a shining example to learn from.
I got thrown out of a sub job at a school.because I encouraged black students towork hard. I learned the hard way a Quaker exhumed and years of black studies mean nothing from now on I will never try to friendly to a boy student Gain I am white I am a racist!
FOAD Commie and GTFO of our Thanksgiving! The only good Commie is six feet under.
How to Talk to Your Family About Racism on Thanksgiving
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ME: I’ll have the White Meat, please.
MOM: You racist.