Hilarious!
Let-tuce? Eat Turkey!
The annual rate of homicides involving firearms in the U.S. is less than 1 per 29,000 people (320,000,000 / 11,000), and many of those homicides occurred in inner city neighborhoods.
Think Progress Shocked U.S. Bans Romaine Lettuce, Not Firearms
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2018/11/24/think-progress-shocked-u-s-bans-romaine-lettuce-not-firearms/
I had to take a ceasar salad with spinach yesterday. They said all romaine lettuce is on recall.
The Romaine Empire has fallen. Caesar is dead. Lettuce Pray.
LOL! What’s next...iceberg...titanic?
Romaine has fallen
Caesar is dead