Has your camel been set on fire lately ?
How to tell if you’ve become a terrorist
If you come home to find you’ve moved to a yurt...
If your pickup truck sprouts a .50 cal machine gun ...
If your wake up call comes from a minaret ...
If a glimpse of your wife’s stocking is shocking ...
If you find yourself kneeling on a bath mat ...
If your wife brings in a young boy and cuts you off ...
If you don’t have to walk a mile for a camel ...
If your kids think the dog is disgusting ...
If you vacation in Yemen ...
If you have a hankering to blow up some Jews ...
... you just might be a terrorist.