Will Having Gay Sex Soon Be Required For All American Citizens? (“Excluding Muslims?”)

RIGHT WING CONSERVATIVE NEWS ^ | 9/12/2019 | Jeffrey A. Friedberg

[Steely Tom]

You don’t know what could be found in the “penumbras” of the Constitution.

[Jewbacca]

I identify as a lesbian trapped in a man’s body, so it’s OK.

[RArtfulogerDodger]

Sure I do: ANYthing Democrats want.

[RArtfulogerDodger]

I’m sort of a boob-loving lesbian myself.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Cue techno-trance music and multi-colored drinks with umbrellas in them.

[Zhang Fei]

Someone once remarked that gay sex will eventually morph from lawful to mandatory. What was once a one-liner may evolve into reality.

[RArtfulogerDodger]

LITTLE umbrellas. With no pointy thingies on them.

[RArtfulogerDodger]

I KNEW i saw that somewheres....

[Billthedrill]

Sorry, I already gave at the IRS.

[ghost of nixon]

What was once a one-liner may evolve into reality

remember that gay sex was (mostly) mandatory in Sodom

[RArtfulogerDodger]

Oh, snap! Missed out on that!

[dynachrome]

"excluding ESPECIALLY muslims"

[bigbob]

Will muzzies get a goat pass instead?

[workerbee]

For the Left, there are only 2 options: You’re banned from it, or you’re forced to do it.

[RArtfulogerDodger]

Hahaha, that funneh!

“Goat directly to jail.”

Hahaha! (I slay me.)

[RArtfulogerDodger]

Good one.

[Behind the Blue Wall]

It’s possible. The “T’s” believe that it’s transphobic for straight guys to discriminate in their dating preferences against “transwomen” (biological males who identify as women). Putting aside whether it’s even possible for a man to become a woman via surgery and hormone treatment, to qualify as a transwoman requires nothing more than to “identify” as a woman; there is no requirement there be any physiological basis to that claim.

Following that to its logical conclusion, in order for a straight guy to “prove” that he’s not “transphobic”, he would need to have sex with a transwomen at least once. And if there’s evidence that he’s otherwise willing to have sex with women generally whenever the opportunity presents itself, then he may have to have sex with transwomen repeatedly in order to establish his nondiscriminatory bonafides.

To put it another way, in the future, any man who refuses the sexual advances of a transwoman will be considered transphobic, a form of bigotry akin to racism, which is against the law in all 50 states and the District of Columbia.

Needless to say, in my book, regardless of the “plumbing”, a man cannot have anything other than gay sex with a transwoman. Thus in the future, gay sex will be required.

[Pox]

Only applies to those who are too much of a pussy to fight back, IMO.

[PGR88]

Bob Hope, 1975: “I’ve just flown in from California, where they’ve made homosexuality legal. I thought I’d better get out before they make it compulsory.”