[moovova]

Gonna have to start a whole new category of articles for “South Carolina Man”.

[Joe 6-pack]

I work for an insurance defense investigative firm. Our company purchased an investigative case management system which we tailored with the developer to serve our internal needs.

Somehow, little thought or oversight was given to the project and our field updates now come in from the investigators and are placed in "Field Update Claims" status.

Once the investigator's manager reviews them and proofs them, they are placed into a "Field Update Case Management Edit" status, and once they are passed along to the client they are placed into a "Field Update Client Update" status.

By the time the system was fully adopted and implemented, it was too late for any changes when I pointed out that our status would be cryptically abbreviated to: FUC, FUCME and FUCU

[niteowl77]

As a cheese-o-phobe who is constantly getting cheese on a sandwich despite clearly and distinctly requesting NO cheese, I frequently mutter "son of a bltch" after discovering the vile stuff was added anyway.

Putting it on a BLT is bad form, I don't care who you are.

[21twelve]

I once dated a gal that would ask the bartender for a “slow screw”.

[jeffc]

I think a nice slice of Havarti would be good on a BLT. Each to his own I say. Don’t like it, don’t do it...

[Vaquero]

Enjoy while you can in all and every permutation. My body can no longer tolerate cheese

[a fool in paradise]

Cheese is acceptable. Mayonnaise on a BLT is is not.

Who puts mayo on bacon???

[exDemMom]

Reason #3: tomatoes have no place on a sandwich. There is nothing more unappetizing than soggy bread.

[mkmensinger]

One of favorite summertime meals is bacon, tomato and melted cheese on an English muffin. We leave out the lettuce.

[ExGeeEye]

I personally have a problem with the “tomato” part.

Wouldn’t call anyone wrong for wanting it though.

[I want the USA back]

Some customers could sue and get rich. A muzz just has to say that she feels discriminated against bla bla bla, and she rakes in the money!

A normal person would not have a chance.

[reg45]

Sandwich Shaming

Number one reason: Cheese on a BLT? That’s just wrong.

Almost as bad as ketchup on a hot dog.

[CrazyIvan]

Whole wheat English muffin, braunshweiger, blue cheese, onion, dark spicy mustard (Boetges). Yum!

[Fiji Hill]

In the 1950’s, we didn’t use lettuce and tomatoes. We just used bacon and called it a bacon sandwich. Nowadays, such sandwiches often come with avocado slices along with tomato slices and lettuce.

[Dr. Sivana]

Well, cheese on a blt might be a problem.But who would have a problem with putting bacon on a cheese sandwich?

[dfwgator]

Randolph Duke : We are 'commodities brokers,' William. Now, what are commodities? Commodities are agricultural products... like coffee that you had for breakfast... wheat, which is used to make bread... pork bellies, which is used to make bacon, which you might find in a 'bacon, lettuce and tomato' sandwich.