Light my fire
Posted on 10/25/2019 5:32:21 AM PDT by NOBO2012
It’s Friday so…“Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Fossil fuels have got to go!”
Thus spake that old fossil and ho, Jane Fonda, who considers herself something of a Super Woman. She has declared global climate change an “existential threat” and I trust she would know.
Accordingly she has announced what she likes to call “Fire Drill Friday” because while the “consensus of scientists” has officially changed the name of the “existential threat” to “climate change” we all know it’s really global warming.
“It’ll be called ‘Fire Drill Friday.’ And we’re going to engage in civil disobedience and we’re going to get arrested every Friday.”
To demonstrate her complete commitment to saving the world Hanoi Jane has temporarily moved to Washington D.C. in order to make her weekly publicity stunt more convenient. She will still be jetting back and forth between coasts on her private jet however in order to keep appointments and commitments such as essential cosmetic preservation procedures and nutritional consultations.
I wonder which red coat and hat the old fossil will wear this week.
“Vote. Speak. Act.” I’d settle for one out of three.
Shut Up and Sing
Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
Dear Jane:
Please resist arrest today. A special visit to your grave is the last thing on my bucket list.
Sincerely,
Mad
Dear Jane:
Please resist arrest today. A special visit to your grave is the last thing on my bucket list.
Sincerely,
Mad
Shut off all fossil fuel pipelines from our energy producing states to states whose governors believe fossil fuels pose an “existential threat.”
I agree that it would be nice to reduce fossil fuel consumption - so we need to build more nuclear power plants!
More Nukes, Less Kooks!
“Consensus Scientists” is a contradiction in terms.
Science is NOT conducted by consensus.
She is deaperately seeking relevance.
Anytime I hear this woman open her cake hole I have an almost irresistible urge to put my copy of Barbarella in the player.
L
These stupido actions could be quickly ended...since she is a repeat offender, by simply not allowing her to post bail. It is difficult to protest in the streets when one remains incarcerated.
LOOK AT ME
I WANT TO BE NOTICED
IT'S ALL ABOUT ME
WHAAAA WHAAAA
The only fire drill day I want to participate in is the fire drill of getting into my easy chair to listen to the news of the passing of the Whore of Hanoi.
Man she’s old...
I’m no petroleum engineer, but I do think that if we put her head in a vise and squeeze it enough what we get will qualify as fossil fuel.
Make sure Jane’s house, lawn, pool, car, security, cell phone, future Hollywood flops, and flights are all cancelled, get back to us jane on all of this when it goes into effect. We all want to know how your doing
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