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The World Doesn’t Need Any More Gumbys
MOTUS ^ | 4-19-20 | MOTUS

Posted on 04/19/2020 5:51:43 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Michigan’s Governor Grunhilda (GG) is taunting her subjects with the hint of a temporary, teeny-weeny reprieve. If citizen moral improves, she might just grant some of her plebeians short shore leaves. Some people think she’s a real blockhead.

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But yikes! I have another issue with the good Governor. We really need to talk fashion. Remember our cat from yesterday’s post? Of course you do. 

“Some girls can work the black and white look, others, meh.”

Well GG’s frock looks like it came from the same dye lot.

Am I right? Of course I am, I’m a professional; I can spot these things.

And here’s another bit of unsolicited but desperately needed advice for the Gov: snakeskin is not the best sartorial statement for politicians or lawyers – and GG is both. And while I’m at it – and because nobody else seems to be on the case – here’s another fashion tip for GG: square faced women ought not wear their hair pulled straight back or parted down the middle. Especially if they have an abnormally high forehead. Side parts and/or long bangs tend to de-emphasize that “blockhead” look.

I guess I’ve been in quarantine too long as I seem to be regressing to my former incarnation as Lady M’s Mirror – a persona which was roundly criticized for being a mean girl. But look around people: what could this world use more of right now, mean girls or blockheads?

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Frankly I think we’ve got altogether more Gumbys than we need.

Posted from: MOTUS A.D.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: coronavirus; covid19; douche; qovernorwhitmer; quarantineorder; scab

1 posted on 04/19/2020 5:51:43 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012
One Freeper said she looks like Allysa Milano in a FAT SUIT!!

I think she looks like ROSE from Two and a Half Men....both CRA CRA!!!

Why does her face look like shiny PLASTIC??

2 posted on 04/19/2020 5:55:29 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: Ann Archy

A long ago former horrible phb-ette minus about 150 pounds.

Same mentality.


3 posted on 04/19/2020 5:56:43 AM PDT by wally_bert (Transmission tone, Selma.)
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To: NOBO2012

There’s proof that black cats and white paint don’t mix!


4 posted on 04/19/2020 5:59:15 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (This tagline is an advertisement-free zone.)
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To: NOBO2012

Is she purposefully going for the transgender woman look?


5 posted on 04/19/2020 5:59:55 AM PDT by Ouchthatonehurt
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To: Ann Archy

She probably powders highlighter all over her face.


6 posted on 04/19/2020 6:02:15 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear ("Progressives" (elitist Communists) "Love you to death".)
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To: NOBO2012

That shirt she’s wearing looks like reptile scales. Perfect.


7 posted on 04/19/2020 6:10:26 AM PDT by HighSierra5
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To: NOBO2012

SNAKE!! SNAKE!! quick somebody step on its head.


8 posted on 04/19/2020 6:15:24 AM PDT by Clarancebeaks
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To: NOBO2012; Ann Archy; All

https://www.google.com/search?q=gretchen+whitmer&client=safari&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjelY_dz_ToAhUIVc0KHelmB88Q_AUoAnoECB0QBA&biw=1816&bih=914

Occasionally (not always) the camera captures the face of the psychopath, the cold zero compassion face.

Obama, Hillary, Manson, Khomeini, (former acquaintance Rick...in and out of jail prison...current acquaintance Ron). if that slips by or is not revealed go to the words. If they both slip by go to the deeds. If they all slip by you’re probably enslaved, raped or dead.


9 posted on 04/19/2020 6:52:24 AM PDT by PGalt
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To: NOBO2012

Lots of make-up, a shiny gloss clearcoat even; including painted-on eyebrows.

She has a man’s jaw line.


10 posted on 04/19/2020 7:01:08 AM PDT by Zuriel (Acts 2:38,39....Do you believe it?)
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To: NOBO2012
I have a Gumbie Cat in mind, her name is Jennyanydots;

Her coat is of the tabby kind, with tiger stripes and leopard spots.

All day she sits upon the stair or on the steps or on the mat;

She sits and sits and sits and sits - and that's what makes a Gumbie Cat!

I wish she would just sit and sit and sit instead of issuing orders that overturn the Bill of Rights.

11 posted on 04/19/2020 8:39:24 AM PDT by libertylover (Socialism will always look good to those who think they can get something for nothing.)
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To: Ann Archy
"Why does her face look like shiny PLASTIC??"


12 posted on 04/19/2020 12:34:11 PM PDT by moovova
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To: moovova

LOL!!


13 posted on 04/19/2020 1:12:05 PM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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