Posted on 06/02/2020 10:43:26 AM PDT by DFG
Nike has released a commemorative shoe to honor those looting and burning down buildings across the country.
The Nike Loot Force One comes packed with features the company says will help people loot safely and efficiently. From cushioned soles to make sure you make it through shattered windows without getting your feet cut to a detachable swoosh that can be thrown at business owners or police officers like a Batarang, the shoe is the ideal footwear for those looking to incite violent riots and also coincidentally get some free stuff.
"We stand in solidarity with those looting stores and getting free stuff to show how much they care about justice," said a Nike representative. "To that end, we are releasing this $250 pair of shoes some Chinese lady made for 30 cents."
Nike has asked looters, though, to respect Nike stores while wearing the Loot Force Ones. "Please don't steal our shoes while you loot -- let's just say you should 'target' other major corporations."
Oh, goody! Where can I loot a pair?
Bablyon Bee is moving from satire into real news, it seems.
Babylon Bee....I’m catching on!!
PLEASE! Let’s not give them more dumbass ideas!
CLASS-ic!!! Best BB ever!
Odds are decent they will actually do this. They won’t call it looting, of course, but it will be in support of the movement.
Waayyyyy too close to reality. LOL
ROFLMAO!
Beautiful!
Removable batarang swoosh ...LOL
I came to this thread fully expecting this to be real news. My overall pessimism is getting the best of me these days.
Colon Knaperdick has signed on to do social media promo’s for the new shoe!
Tomorrow will be the Trump Troop Shoot Shoe!!!! I’ll buy that one!!!
I love the artwork around the bottom.
If/when the NBA resumes play this year, don’t be surprised if all of the players are wearing some kind of George Floyd memorial patch. It’s probably already in the design phase.
How ironic, saw on TV how these roaches looted a Nike store..cool, so nike supports criminals..does that mean I can go to Best Buy and grab me an LG CX 55 inch TV now
Was about to pop a blood vessel until I saw the Bee...
If the Chinese counterfeiters were smart they’d actually release this. :)
Don’t loot small....go for an OLED. :)
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