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California Ends Exploitation Of Workers For Good By Banning All Jobs
Babylon Bee ^ | 08/20/2020

Posted on 08/20/2020 2:52:03 PM PDT by DFG

California has claimed victory over the horrible abuse and exploitation of workers at the hands of evil employers with a new bill, AB666, which will make it a crime to work for a living.

The new bill, signed into law by Governor Newsom Thursday, will stop the mistreatment of workers forever by making it illegal to work.

"Employers used to do bad things -- well, not anymore," said Newsom at the bill signing. "Not on my watch. This solution is guided by SCIENCE. Leading SCIENTISTS say that when you can't work, you can't be exploited by evil corporations and wicked billionaires."

Newsom then put on some scientist-looking goggles and held up a beaker filled with a blue substance as the media applauded.

"This is a huge victory for workers," said CA Assemblywoman Lorena Gonzalez. "If you want to exploit employees by paying them to work, you'll have to move to another state."

She then snapped her fingers in a Z formation as the media applauded.

California politicians were then baffled as millions of corporations and people moved to other states.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ab666; babylonbee; california; gig; gigeconomy; jobs; lorenagonzalez

1 posted on 08/20/2020 2:52:03 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

Makes perfect sense to the senseless. Where’s Tom Paine when you need him. Too many irrationals in the state to function. DYSFUNCTIONAL families, politicians ALERT! Hear that Gavin, Hillary, Berrie & JoeJoe etc., etc., DNC - D Nut Cases?

BLM run DMC?

Chirp, chirp.


2 posted on 08/20/2020 2:58:38 PM PDT by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: DFG

OOPS!

https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/music/2020/08/17/run-dmc-jam-master-jay-indictment-2002-unsolved-murder/3378294001/


3 posted on 08/20/2020 2:59:32 PM PDT by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: DFG

I know it is satire, but don’t give them any ideas.


4 posted on 08/20/2020 2:59:48 PM PDT by rdl6989
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To: DFG; All

HOORAY FED prosecutors. I thought Berrie’s boys were on that case?

If Berrie had a dead son?

Condolences to families and friends of Jason Mizell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B_UYYPb-Gk

ENJOY the creativity. Americana BABY!!!!


5 posted on 08/20/2020 3:07:20 PM PDT by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: DFG
signed into law by Governor Newsom Thursday

Recall Governor Thursday!

-PJ

6 posted on 08/20/2020 3:10:00 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (Freedom of the press is the People's right to publish, not CNN's right to the 1st question.)
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To: DFG

Not satire.


8 posted on 08/20/2020 4:00:37 PM PDT by Seruzawa (TANSTAAFL!)
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To: Seruzawa
Not satire.

I'd believe it's not satire if government employees were exempt!

9 posted on 08/20/2020 4:08:50 PM PDT by null and void (Quarantine the sick. Shield the vulnerable. Free everyone else!)
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To: null and void

They don’t work anyhow.


10 posted on 08/20/2020 4:17:03 PM PDT by Seruzawa (TANSTAAFL!)
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To: Seruzawa

Good point.


11 posted on 08/20/2020 4:17:34 PM PDT by null and void (Quarantine the sick. Shield the vulnerable. Free everyone else!)
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