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'Excuse Me, Ma'am, But I Disagree With Your Positions,' Says Pence In Sudden Outburst
Babylon Bee ^ | 10/08/2020

Posted on 10/08/2020 10:28:52 AM PDT by DFG

In a disgraceful display of anger and impatience, Vice President Pence shocked the debate audience last night when he rebutted a woman of color by saying "Excuse me, Ma'am, but I disagree with your positions." The largely Mormon audience gasped at Pence's display of egregious rudeness.

"I've never seen such a temper-tantrum," said CNN analyst Frida Ghitis. "The mansplaining and anger towards a woman of color who is black and also a woman is disgusting and frankly a little frightening. And all this from a supposed Christian! Where are my meds? Where are my meds?" Ghitis then downed an entire bottle of blue pills and chased it with a bottle of red wine.

All the political experts all over the world universally agreed that Pence's behavior was inexcusable and that he's probably a dangerous misogynist.

"Disappointing. Really, really disappointing," said Mitt Romney in a CNN interview. "Trump has poisoned the mind of this once-great man and made him all weird and terrible. Not that I'd know anything about Trump poisoning the mind of a once-great man and making him weird and terrible, but that's just my observation."

A Pence spokesperson revealed to reporters that Pence has confessed his great sin to God and will be checking himself into an anger management clinic next week.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; harris; kamala; pence; vp
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1 posted on 10/08/2020 10:28:52 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

Was it the KamalaToe position?-)


2 posted on 10/08/2020 10:30:29 AM PDT by Harpotoo (Being a socialist is a lot easier than having to WORK like the rest of US:-))
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To: DFG

I automatically refer to story’s origin by checking sources first when they’re so outlandish...


3 posted on 10/08/2020 10:31:44 AM PDT by SkyDancer (~ Pilots: Looking Down On People Since 1903 ~)
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To: DFG
All the political experts all over the world universally agreed that Pence's behavior was inexcusable and that he's probably a dangerous misogynist.
Even Greta chimed in!


4 posted on 10/08/2020 10:32:08 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Joe Biden: Barack Obama minus the pretty talk.)
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To: Harpotoo

In this video from Tucker Carlson last night, Dana Perino explains it.

https://youtu.be/2VbqFsIisw8


5 posted on 10/08/2020 10:36:42 AM PDT by Dalberg-Acton
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To: DFG

You have got to be kidding me. I can’t believe this kind of crap even makes it into print.


6 posted on 10/08/2020 10:37:21 AM PDT by Old Retired Army Guy
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To: DFG

Is this the Babylon bee ? Omg


7 posted on 10/08/2020 10:40:13 AM PDT by HollyB
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To: Old Retired Army Guy

I can. It’s the Bee. :-)


8 posted on 10/08/2020 10:40:26 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Old Retired Army Guy

It’s satire


9 posted on 10/08/2020 10:40:34 AM PDT by HollyB
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To: Old Retired Army Guy
You have got to be kidding me.

That’s what the Bee does best.

10 posted on 10/08/2020 10:41:31 AM PDT by windsorknot
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To: Harpotoo

I’m guessing on her knees.


11 posted on 10/08/2020 11:02:42 AM PDT by meatloaf
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To: DFG

Thank you for omitting the (Satire) addition to the headline. It’s the Babylon Bee, and those who don’t know what that means will learn, and in learning will give the rest of us some innocent amusement.


12 posted on 10/08/2020 11:03:09 AM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: DFG

“All the political experts all over the world universally agreed...”

Particularly funny today.


13 posted on 10/08/2020 11:04:59 AM PDT by dsc (Do not pray for easy lives; pray to be stronger men.)
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To: DFG

the first mistake here is she is NOT black.

just a WOC


14 posted on 10/08/2020 11:09:00 AM PDT by thesligoduffyflynns
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To: DFG

The best part:

“Disappointing. Really, really disappointing,” said Mitt Romney in a CNN interview. “Trump has poisoned the mind of this once-great man and made him all weird and terrible. Not that I’d know anything about Trump poisoning the mind of a once-great man and making him weird and terrible, but that’s just my observation.”


15 posted on 10/08/2020 11:14:30 AM PDT by suthener
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...
Babylon Bee.

16 posted on 10/08/2020 11:33:04 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: DFG

Kamala got a total pass toward the end for massively running over, so whats up with that? That proves bias.


17 posted on 10/08/2020 11:33:48 AM PDT by BlackAdderess (The Democratic party is between The Rock and a sanctimonious place)
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To: SunkenCiv

It’s frustrating how often I have to check whether an over-the-top article is from the Bee. Often it’s not. Ridicule is having trouble keeping up with our ridiculous reality.


18 posted on 10/08/2020 11:37:53 AM PDT by rightwingcrazy (;-,)
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To: DFG

Actually this is pretty close to the BBC article, only that wasn’t satire. They included the bit about the horror in this day and age of interrupting a woman of color in the same tones as the brits discussing the queen.


19 posted on 10/08/2020 11:38:31 AM PDT by BlackAdderess (The Democratic party is between The Rock and a sanctimonious place)
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To: Dalberg-Acton

I thought I was listening to a description of a pornography adventure.

Kamala Harris is flexible in her positions, very flexible. And Pence was trying to nail her while in those . . .

That’s my take away


20 posted on 10/08/2020 11:47:31 AM PDT by dirtymac (Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.(DT4POTUS))
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