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You’ll Never Take Our Potholes!
MOTUS A.D. ^ | 4-30-21 | MOTUS

Posted on 04/30/2021 5:59:34 AM PDT by NOBO2012

It’s about control, it’s always been about control.

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Business owners, after months of seeking information from the Governor about specific metrics for reopening their businesses and the economy, finally get this:

 Gov. Whitmer unveils plan to tie Michigan vaccination rates to easing COVID-19 rules

Whitmer outlined four steps to gradually ease restrictions:

The entire plan revolves around people getting the first of two vaccination doses; two of three available vaccines require two injections. However, the total number of initial doses administered dropped more than 75% from April 14 to Monday. 

So while the Gov was begging Joey B’s administration 2 weeks ago to allocate more vaccine to Michigan due to an uptick in cases, the state left 360,000 doses of its federal allotment go unordered, possibly because  the state's director of health and human services, Elizabeth Hertel, was on vacation in Florida (as was Governor Gretchen herself).

“One thing Trish forgot to do before she went on spring break was to order those 360,000 vaccine doses for Michigan, leaving the governor to grovel,” said Ted Goodman, communications director of the Michigan Republican Party. “It's continued hypocrisy within her own circle, with family members and staff openly flaunting the policies that Whitmer has imposed on the rest of Michiganders.”

But don’t worry, everything is now under control because this week we’ve got more shots than we know what to do with and they’re begging people to get vaccinated, you don’t even need an appointment, just show up!

So you see, this is not a plan to re-open, it’s a plan to stay closed as the state will never hit 70%. But we will maintain control of your peanut butter.

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By the way, in case anyone is wondering about those damn roads that Governor Whitmer promised to fix:

No, that she hasn’t been able to get control of yet.

You can close our businesses! You can close our beaches! You can close our swimming pools! But you can NEVER close our damn potholes!

Posted from: MOTUS A.D.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: covid; lockdown; potholes; vaccination

1 posted on 04/30/2021 5:59:34 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

Her Pomposity, Empress Gretchen left a rather gaping escape clause: This is the plan providing no vaccine resistant strains pop up. IE, we can reopen on the 32nd of Never.


2 posted on 04/30/2021 6:05:32 AM PDT by ferret_airlift
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To: ferret_airlift

The folks in Michigan must love their Governor cuz she’s still in office. They shouldn’t complain if they don’t recall her. Or is Michigan a no recall option state?


3 posted on 04/30/2021 6:28:51 AM PDT by JoJo354 (Trump is still my President)
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To: JoJo354
hey shouldn’t complain if they don’t recall her.

You haven't been paying attention, there have been several efforts to get her recalled. Unfortunately it's virtually impossible to gather 1,062,647 signatures within a 60-day period to force a recall election.

4 posted on 04/30/2021 6:33:43 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco
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To: NOBO2012
Gov. Whitmer unveils plan to tie Michigan vaccination rates to easing COVID-19 rules

Ah, yes. Blackmail, the time honored tradition of the Mob and Government.

5 posted on 04/30/2021 7:38:44 AM PDT by seowulf
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