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A Dog Will Stop Barking For a Treat
Old School ^ | 9/28/21 | Patrick Rooney

Posted on 09/28/2021 2:31:59 PM PDT by rebuildus

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The ball is on our court, or perhaps I should say, the treat is on the ground while our duty lies in front of us. Which way will we look?
1 posted on 09/28/2021 2:31:59 PM PDT by rebuildus
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To: rebuildus

Joe Biden is not house-trained.


2 posted on 09/28/2021 2:35:05 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (China is like the Third Reich. We are Mussolini's Italy. A weaker, Jr partner, good at losing wars.)
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To: rebuildus

Does this work for ‘Dog the Bounty Hunter’? Guess his new wife is not satisfying his needs, thus he’s out banging on doors.


3 posted on 09/28/2021 2:39:07 PM PDT by Reno89519 (Respect America, Embrace America, Buy American, Hire American.)
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To: Reno89519

Another, old way of putting it is, a steak thrown to the watchdog of the mind


4 posted on 09/28/2021 2:55:33 PM PDT by CharlesOConnell (CharlesOConnell)
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To: rebuildus; Chode; SkyDancer; carriage_hill; Lockbox; MtnClimber; Salamander; All

For 20 years in the Water Business and too many of them Reading Meters I always kept a box of Treats in the truck and a few in My pocket. After a couple of Readings most of the Dog’s on My Route were sitting at the fence, tails wagging and almost smiling when I pulled up to Read. Even the “really mean and big ones.”

Mind over matter...


5 posted on 09/28/2021 3:00:46 PM PDT by mabarker1 ((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress !!!!)
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To: rebuildus

A dog will return to his vomit


6 posted on 09/28/2021 3:01:40 PM PDT by TornadoAlley3 ( I'm Proud To Be An Okie From Muskogee)
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That system works for most dogs—for not for chows chows.

They will ignore the treat and growl at the stranger.

Rumor is they guarded the loot of the Mongolian Hordes back in the old days...


7 posted on 09/28/2021 3:03:25 PM PDT by cgbg (A kleptocracy--if they can keep it. Think of it as the Cantillon Effect in action.)
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It’s not so great with Dobermans, either.

They’ll ignore the ones you toss in the yard, hoping you’ll come close to the fence and ‘hand feed’ them.

Sneaky bastards.

:D


8 posted on 09/28/2021 3:06:12 PM PDT by Salamander ("Salamander has barbaric tendencies" /Gundog)
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I had a couple of “scary“ dogs years ago. One day I opened the food to get the mail, and they bolted past me. They ran half a block after the mail lady, It was a race to see who could get there first, and sit for a treat. Then they trotted back to the house.


9 posted on 09/28/2021 3:08:48 PM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: rebuildus

My dogs won’t take treats from anyone but me.


10 posted on 09/28/2021 3:10:22 PM PDT by LambSlave
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To: rebuildus

Precisely what those stimulus checks to the serfs was all about...

Look how the serfs have rolled over and played dead ever since...


11 posted on 09/28/2021 3:29:35 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is another Sam Adams now that we desperately need him?)
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To: gundog

Is that code?


12 posted on 09/28/2021 3:34:56 PM PDT by bramps (It's the Islam, stupid!)
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What? It says “food” where it should say “door,” Aside from that it’s pretty straight forward.


13 posted on 09/28/2021 4:17:03 PM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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Back in the ‘40s I would walk with our mailman, Harry, on his route some weekends. He always had dog treats as well. Time tested. Fond memories.


14 posted on 09/28/2021 4:39:51 PM PDT by Bobibutu
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We have owned two Chows.

They were great Watch Dogs.

Otherwise they excelled in indifference.

It’s like we had two 90 Pound Cats who wouldn’t give us the time of day.


15 posted on 09/28/2021 4:47:14 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (THEY LIVE, and we're the only ones wearing the Sunglasses.)
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To: gundog

I suspected it was an amusing story that’s why I was trying hard to figure it out. Thanks for the clarification. My brain is just not working too well I guess.


16 posted on 09/28/2021 4:48:32 PM PDT by bramps (It's the Islam, stupid!)
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To: rebuildus

too bad the chicken littles that are running around screeching “we’re all gonna die” won’t stop barking after getting their treatment...


17 posted on 09/28/2021 4:57:34 PM PDT by heavy metal (smiling improves your face value as well as making people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
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To: mabarker1

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18 posted on 09/28/2021 5:11:21 PM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. P144:1)
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To: cgbg

That’s when the First Class complementary Double Cheese Burger comes in to play.


19 posted on 09/28/2021 7:45:57 PM PDT by mabarker1 ((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress !!!!)
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To: gundog

LOL !!!

They just play to game.


20 posted on 09/28/2021 7:47:58 PM PDT by mabarker1 ((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of Congress !!!!)
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