This is one.
This is another.
Posted on 07/26/2022 3:58:09 PM PDT by DFG
COVINGTON, LA — With the monkeypox virus plague tearing its way through gay bathhouses and teachers' lounges across the country, one desperate man hung a "straight pride" flag on his doorposts in hopes that the plague will pass over his household.
"While the monkeypox plague strikes our neighbors, we'll be protected — and the Angel of Monkeypox Death will pass over us," said local advertising executive Marcus Smithson to members of the press in front of his newly-protected home, puffing out his chest with pride as he gestured to the orange-and-black banner behind him.
"After COVID, gas prices, all the financial judgment we've endured for the last few years, we decided it was time to prepare for whatever crescendo of devastation was coming." Smithson added that despite some neighbors touting alternative preparation methods, "this flag will make sure no same-sex funny business enters these doors."
At publishing time, Smithson was safe from Monkeypox but had his house burned down by activists for hanging the "homophobic" flag.
I need one of these now.
I actually have a “#straightdaypride” shirt i wear
HomoPox
It is the American Flag…keeps away any leftist.
Smithson:
Sorry dude, you need a Moloch baby posted on your door to even Think about getting passed over by the MonkeySex plague.
Hahahaha... nice subtle dig at groomers in the education system.
I have been thinking about a “straight pride” flag for a while.
Didn’t know it should be orange and black? I guess our Baltimore Orioles will be changing their colors soon….
I have also heard the CDC is considering reimposing the masking mandate. This time they would be worn over genitals.
I prefer lambs blood on the door sills myself...
“I actually have a “#straightdaypride” shirt i wear”
We need a ‘straight’ rainbow also.
That’s gotta be messy to clean up.
This is one.
This is another.
Probably, ask Moses.
The blood went on the xoor posts and lentils (the side vertical supports and the top span beam).
lol
Monkeys not happy about Pox named after them...
https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1552166184464023552
New York City has asked the World Health Organization to rename the monkeypox virus to avoid stigmatizing patients
https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1552088307584356353
Uh…”lintel”. LOL
It peazes me to make such humerus typos. LOL
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