Go Russia Go!
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Posted on 09/06/2022 3:10:20 PM PDT by Widget Jr
Sofia Ukraini on twitter did a Ukrainian verison of a English captioned version of a Russian military recruitment commericial.Transcript below.
Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦 - Just say no to CCCP 2.0.
Uncle Vlad wants you!
Go Russia Go!
#WouldYouLikeToHearMore
Thanks, bagster.
lulz
But one should go fight for the even more corrupt Zelensky and Ukraine?
Or just kick in your inflation-ravaged income tax payments?
Why in the world are we even calling this a “just war”?
The original Russian ad and the parody left out the brutality of boot camp and the occasional murder of recruits for fun by their instructors.
“...even more corrupt Zelensky and Ukraine?...”
Zelensky has been in two years to Putin’s 22 years. Putin has the corruption of long-term personal power. Putin has the corruption of changing the constitution to stay in power. Putin has a net worth of over 1000 times that of Zelensky.
Ukraine is a one-time-zone country fighting toe to toe with an eleven-time-zone country. Ukraine would not be destroying so much of the Russian Army if it were more corrupt than Russia which famously shortchanges its soldiers and hazes its new recruits.
Glory to Ukraine! Death to the invaders!
The Ukrainian Army expects to have blown through all its male conscripted civilian soldiers and has notified the public that women will be conscripted soldiers starting October 1, and they will not be allowed to leave the country.
I found the text to be lacking in subtlety. The best part was at the end where the pay of $175 and a Ukrainian washing machine made me chuckle. But lines like, “Join the Russian army and commit war crimes” is too heavy-handed to be good satire.
Good news, baby Soros. The Deep State Ukrainian shock troops are now making girls fight for them. Soon, the small children will be heading to the front lines. Sure, this all will put a dent in their human trafficking operations, but sacrafices must be made for Der Faderland, amirite?
Hurry before it's too late. Send us selfies of your kills.
So, the Marxist-Leninist shows up. It is all laughs for you and the other low-bred White Trash Bolsheviks who post Moscow’s fictions. But for those of us who have family and friends in Ukraine fighting for their lives, their homes, and their freedom, it is serious business. Some of us are sending extra support for the Ukrainian soldiers. We send everything from top quality boots to thermax glove liners. Thank you for reminding me to double up my efforts. You are helping kill Russian soldiers. Thank you.
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Send a postcard to your third world acquainences. Tell 'em to coup d' etat on their Deep State masters, if they wanna do something useful. Maybe that will put a stop to your incessant and hysterical caterwauling.
Some of us are sending extra support for the Ukrainian soldiers. We send everything from top quality boots to thermax glove liners.
Why don't you send your tootsie roll eating, couch potato, un-American ass over there, Ukranian. Maybe you can eat all the food and starve the Russkies out.
You are the most annoying Deep State agent on FR.
#UkraineIsWeakItIsFeeble
I’ve been to Ukraine and know it and love it. I’ve been to Kiev, Kharkov, and the Donbas. But you insist on telling me about it out of your ignorance. The extra Bagster packages to help kill Russians will be sent out next Tuesday. You should be proud.
Who gives a sh*t? Why didn't you stay? You ain't fit to live in my country, Ukraine man.
#AmericaFkYea
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