Posted on 10/10/2022 3:54:21 PM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. — On the heels of President Biden announcing the release of those imprisoned for non-violent marijuana offenses, Kamala Harris is demanding answers on who locked all those people up in the first place.
"The community is the community, and that's real," she said in a statement. "And in the community, if a racist Attorney General, say in California, locks up the community, there won't be a community anymore. I need answers on who's responsible for this miscarriage of justice in our community. A community is a group of people who live together."
According to sources, Harris's two remaining staff members have been told to stop working on fixing the southern border and pour all their energy into finding out who's responsible for the mass incarceration that locked up thousands of minorities for non-violent drug charges. When informed that she herself played a part in mass incarceration, Harris responded by laughing awkwardly for a full 10 minutes and then firing her staff.
At publishing time, Harris confirmed she was close to finding answers, but would not get them until the "passage of time" was significant.
Writing for the Bee has got to be one of the easiest and enjoyable jobs in the land. This administration writes the satire by itself.
Kamala Harris is so dumb that the Bee’s satire about her barely even hits as satire.
I did not guess this was the Babylon Bee. I thought it was a real story.
Lordy how I love The Bee
“The community is the community, and that’s real,” she said in a statement. “And in the community, if a racist Attorney General, say in California, locks up the community, there won’t be a community anymore.”
Good Lord.
It sounds like something she would actually say.
Don’t ever test KH for THC. Levels off the charts.
I only figured it out when she “fired her staff.” They just quit. Everything else is true to her.
If a community organized they could get rid of the community organizer Camel-la and effect a community that didn’t need a community organizer to get a better community.
Wisdom far beyond my comprehension!
These things just write themselves, don’t they?
That’s what happens when you have a regime full of clowns.
Yes, they get a lot of help, but they do it better than the rest. If it was easy, anyone could do it.
Imagine what kind of abusive work atmosphere it must be around BJ Harris. You got a plum government job you can’t get fired from. High 6 figures maybe 7 figures, gold plated medical insurance, you can “work from home” you got insider trading cliques you have access to. The World is your Oyster but it’s so bad with Harris that you say “ I cannot go another day at this “ and you just quit only 2 years in.
You got a plum government job you can’t get fired from. High 6 figures maybe 7 figures, gold plated medical insurance, you can “work from home” you got insider trading cliques you have access to. The World is your Oyster but it’s so bad with Harris that you say “ I cannot go another day at this “ and you just quit only 2 years in.
Your posting above makes one wonder, what their data is showing and in particular, focus groups, where she is the focus.
“On the heels...” if I had been drinking coffee, I would have spit all of it onto the screen.
She is a stupid bitch.
I’ll bet there are a bunch
statement ???
or the lyrics to a song ...
:)
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