Hey IT managers? Hire this guy OK?

Vanity ^ | 2023-05-14 | Vanity

[Salman]

{ snicker }

[billorites]

His parental units must be very proud.

[billorites]

I smell Incel.

[bill andersen]

Hire? Nope. Ultra gay, transvestite

[libh8er]

Off to U of WA for a PhD in CS ? That’s where Jeff Dean got his PhD.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Middlebury College is a huge red flag.

[Night Hides Not]

Sam Brinson?

[libh8er]

How does someone with such a mediocre resume get into that program ?

[VTenigma]

He got noticed didn’t he? Pretty creative really. And don’t be bashing “My Little Pony”. My favorite welding cap has my little pony on it.

[rarestia]

As someone who’s sat on IT interview panels, these people get hired more often than you might think.

[Salman]

As someone who’s sat on IT interview panels, these people get hired more often than you might think.

So maybe he's really on the ball, and this is the sort of resume that really sells nowadays?

[Flavious_Maximus]

I would bet he already has a gigantic anal cavity.

On average, homosexuals have at least 1000 sexual partners in their brief miserable AIDS infected lifespan. /spit

[ConservativeMind]

He’s a Brony.

[unixfox]

I will guarantee if a woke female is looking at that resume, she would think it was “cute” and hire him regardless of ANY experience.

That is where we are folks. Pathetic.

[Honest Nigerian]

if 0bama had a son .....

[redangus]

One of the “gayer” resumes’ I’ve ever seen. I’m sure that will be helpful with some companies.

[StAnDeliver]

Neckbeard weirdo loner lifetime student. His CV isn't bad but would not hire.

Nice malamute pup, poor thing to be stuck with goober.

[dominusobiscum]

I think this is the guy who invented the YOLO
Algoritim. Look it up.

[CtBigPat]

I’ve seen this one before. I heard the guy got the job!

[rarestia]

Unfortunately hiring is based on DEI quotas anymore.