Posted on 06/06/2023 4:18:29 PM PDT by Its All Over Except ...
KYIV — Tensions flared today after Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy accused Russia of sending espionage agents into his country to place little Nazi stickers on all his soldiers' helmets.
"The fact that my entire army is wearing Nazi insignias on their uniforms and gear is entirely the fault of Russia," said Zelenskyy while desperately scraping an "I love Hitler" sticker off the side of a tank. "This is an unforgivable provocation. I hereby call on the United States to drop all their atomic bombs on Russia immediately."
Sources say Russia is also responsible for tricking Ukrainian soldiers into goose-stepping, saying "Heil Hitler," and calling for the death of inferior races while waving flags with swastikas on them. "Russia has tricked thousands of innocent Ukrainians into becoming Nazis," said MSNBC Foreign Correspondent Oleksandr Petrovich. "Does their evil know no bounds? They must be stopped!"
Zelensky went on to assure the West that Ukrainian soldiers are totally the good guys and that everyone should unquestioningly be on their side. "I promise, we aren't Nazis!" he said while peeling a Totenkopf death's head off a rocket launcher.
At publishing time, tensions had escalated further when several soldiers were seen wearing "Biden/Harris" stickers.
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Well that’s just dirty pool but I admit, I admire Putins sense of humor here.
Next, cooties?
War is hell, Z!
That’s too close to reality, says CIA guy, setting down his remaining stack.
What's worse is, Russia stole the Little Nazi Stickers from Zelensky's personal stock in his Kiev Bunker.
Putin is Satan incarnate! He put NAZI stickers on Ukrainian helmets…THEN pulled a Jedi Mind trick on the Ukrainian Army, forcing them to WEAR THE STICKERS! This is a level of evil worse than Darth Vader!!
Putin can't even protect Russia.
“Zelensky Accuses Russia Of Putting Little Nazi Stickers On The Helmets Of All His Soldiers”
So it’s a Russian ruse!
Need to tell the Warmongers about this article, as they’re now on the defensive, having to explain away the Nazis that they so love.
That’s the best!
The Bee is the absolute best!!!
I was informed that Russia was, is and always will be Nazis. Who’d-a-thunk-it?
@Berlin Freeper
Olaf Dultz and others like him can say goodbye to winning in elections:
1/2 Germany would go into recession with Russian energy embargo - minister
Reuters
April 27, 2022
2/2 Germany’s slipped into recession and everyone should be worried
May 26, 2023
3.) Ukraine could join ranks of ‘frozen’ conflicts, U.S. officials say
U.S. officials are planning for the growing possibility that the Russia-Ukraine war will turn into a frozen conflict that lasts many years — perhaps decade...”
https://www.politico.com/news/2023/05/18/ukraine-russia-south-korea-00097563
Decades? 100% of liberalism voted out in Germany.
I feel like a fool for reading this whole paragraph before finally looking at the byline. The Bee caught me again.
Btw, many countries are experiencing hard times, however Germans are not being shoved into Putin's Terrorist meat grinder.
Ukrainian sniper takes out Russian soldier with a headshot.
A drone of the Ukrainian 59th Motorized Brigade delivers a coup de grace to a wounded and abandoned Russian soldie
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